I am outraged by that bone-petite. Which bone is petite? Why does their bacon have bones?!
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Bone apple tea
That sounds more like bon appétit than bone-petite
Ummm.... Well.... Yes.....
r/boneappletea has been a thing for almost two decades at this point, and that subreddit was dedicated to people misspelling words and phrases with spellings that indicated that the person had only heard, but never seen the word.
Bone-petite is as much French as a neo-Nazi will ever master. This guy is probably considered sophisticated in MAGA circles.
Considering who wrote it, it should read “boner petite”
He's just letting him know his penis is small
I find direct offensive bigots really interesting, they clearly have problems in their life, and their response to these problems is to create MORE problems.
I have enough problems in my life to try and actively stir up more of them.
Whenever I encounter a problem in my life, I toss a molotov cocktail. That immediately turns into a different problem.
This is the mathematician's approach. When faced with a novel problem seek to reduce it to a known problem, and solve that. This assumes you know how to solve the problem of everything being on fire.
bone-petite is so cringe it caused me physical pain
I do think their bone is quite petite
!boneappletea@lemmy.world
I think it's actually intentional because a thing asshats are trying is to make fun of how he isn't muscular.
... because you know... Lifting weights has so much to do with being Mayor...
Speaking like a normal person and not a salesman is probably helping him quite a lot.
I literally believe an innocent, defenseless, sentient creature was systematicallty and needlessly tortured and murdered to make this and that my tax dollars paid to subsidize it. If this isn't triggering to me, I can't even imagine how fucking stupid this looks to Muslims who think God forbids it. Like should someone fire back a video of themselves disregarding the Sabbath and expect Christians to care?
And isn't pork haram predominantly because it was considered by people like Muhammad to be impure? So this sounds more like someone sending them a video of scraping gum off the underside of a desk and chewing it. You sure owned them.
It was probably considered impure because pigs have a big parasite issue before industrialization and improper cooking often led to people getting sick or dying.
A lot of religious "rules" can typically be boiled down to trying to keep people alive by making sure they avoid potential dangerous things, increasing their hygiene, or just making life easier and reducing hardships.
It's almost like people in charge realized that it would be easier to get people to do things if it meant going to heaven and avoiding hell instead of jail or something.
My favorite example of this is the protocols for finding mold in your house.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+14%3A33-53&version=NIV
Sure in isolation it's an odd thing for God to care about, but without a doubt it saved countless lives
Super interesting!
He shall kill one of the birds over fresh water in a clay pot. Then he is to take the cedar wood, the hyssop, the scarlet yarn and the live bird, dip them into the blood of the dead bird and the fresh water, and sprinkle the house seven times. He shall purify the house with the bird’s blood, the fresh water, the live bird, the cedar wood, the hyssop and the scarlet yarn. Then he is to release the live bird in the open fields outside the town. In this way he will make atonement for the house, and it will be clean.”
Being a priest must have been a very different job back in the day.
That and drawing a division between the in-group (who must follow the laws, but are protected) and the out-groups (who are filthy barbarians whom one does not fraternise with)
It's projection. If you showed them a rainbow or a Day of the Dead decoration, they'd get super offended and bent out of shape. And because that's how they react to things they don't like, they assume that's how everyone else reacts, too.
They think it works that way because that's the way it works for them.
Show them a picture of Mecca and they freak right the fuck out.
meanwhile they cry a tantrum when Starbucks uses red cups.
they are the most fragile people on the planet
The best part of living in an area with a lot of Muslims is all the halal burger places that use beef bacon.
I'm remembering a paragraph of one of the Witcher books where a vampire is at a fancy ball at a royal court and while eating a garlic soup with his silver spoon he was explaining in great detail to a patron seated near him that vampires are deathly afraid of silver and the slightest touch of silver will immediately kill them
Critical vegan-halal solidarity against cringe meatposturing.
Meat eater here, I also don't like these cringey meat lovers. Worst are the carnivore diet evangelists, they'll call you vegan if you eat any plant based food.
Bone apple tea
Ah yes, Christian Nationalist attacks on other Abrahamic religions. How's that poly blend mask fitting these days?
Do these people who claim to be Christian even know their beloved book? It doesn't seem so, at least they don't act like it.
bone-petite
same fuckers that loose their shit when I tell them I prefer dog bacon but I'm also kinda sick of it because I just got back from visiting family in china and my family doesn't cook much of the more well known dishes. we just eat wild/kennel dog and wild salad.
then I ask them why they let heir government officials shoot dogs for misbehaving when they haven't even been trained
People seem to forget that Muslims are allowed to touch pork products, they're just not allowed to pray after touching them unless they ritualistically purify themselves by washing their hands, mouth, nose, face, forearms, head, ears and feet (the order is different as well as what parts you wash in different schools of thought).
Doing all that is a bit of a kerfuffle so a good number of Muslims just choose to avoid touching anything that could invalidate their purity, but the worst that can happen is they have to wash themselves again before they pray.
Obviously they're not allowed to eat it, but it's nowhere near as bad as racists would have you think where even being in the presence of pork products is enough to make Muslims melt into the floor like the wicked witch.
Imagine being both such a lame troll and having this much time on your hands
I’m probably dumb but why is “this isn’t garlic” funny?
Garlic deters vampires.
The joke is that bacon doesn't deter Muslims.