Ask Lemmy

I have Stepmania.

I will hunt you.

I got 3 cats of varying degrees of playfulness. Go nuts

I’ll whip you up a pizza. Got dough and sauce in the fridge. What toppings would you like?

I have all kinds of fun things to do, just come and see. We can play dress-up.

A few days later....

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

hope you like leather and plugs.

You can play a puzzle game. Lets call it break n enter cause I'm not opening the door.

No

Open door. Spritz you with honey and throw a handful of glitter to mark you. Then tell you to: "Get lost, no strangers at this party."

You can watch me play Hades if you want.

GHB and masturbation

I'm dragging you into some obscure retro arcade kusoge. Waku Waku 7, Twinkle Star Sprites, Soldam, Land Maker, Gyakuten Puzzle Bancho.

Ahh excellent, lots to go out in the garden today and my wife hurt her foot so she can’t help. We’ll get you started by moving these stone pavers. After you finish, it’s time to start filling in some new garden beds with soil.

Beer on the deck and we can throw the Frisbee for my dogs.

We'd go to the pub down the street and have a good evening

I'm speedrunning Dragons Lair on the NES and I'll let you watch but otherwise I'm mostly going to ignore your existence.

We can play put the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!

I just woke up so i hope you have your phone and preferred method of using Lemmy

Minotaur

We can play boardgames and Magic: The Gathering, if you don't know how to play it I will happily teach you.