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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (2 children)

She still does not like it.

[–] bigboitricky@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Hmu let's find out together

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't know what to think of this honestly.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (2 children)

How do I hit them up though?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 0 points 4 days ago

Dude your the Wizard Pope, you could steal my nose while I sleep, I just could ignore brain waves due to some nasty pasty things....

You will find a way!

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Okay let's do it.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Some women just don't enjoy receiving oral. Not when it is done wrong, not at all.

Also some men don't enjoy blowjobs.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Pretty sure I got myself one of those.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 0 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Imagine a life in which 69 is just a number.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I imagine this in the style of the narrator at the beginning of a Twilight Zone episode.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Rod Serling, put some respec on his name.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

That wouldn't be nice

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 days ago

Honestly, me and wife on that one. Sure we've tried it but neither of us really enjoyed it. So we haven't done it again...doesn't stop me from making the jokes though.

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[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

That explains what the arrows are for then. They seem quite misleading, I thought it was some sort of advice for animations until reading comments.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What's hilarious about this meme is that Konami delivered the code that unlock these secrets over 30 years ago. Up up, down down, left right, left right, B A B A, start.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

LMFAO, I'm pitching doing all those moves then pushing the clit like it's a starter button. Which I suppose it kinda is.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Huh? I just see a bunch of blue arrows on a blank yellowish square.

[–] Linsensuppe@feddit.org 0 points 4 days ago

Its gotta be somewhere…

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (6 children)

My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Also works for slippers.

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 days ago
[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Ditto. The comments enlightened me.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dancing in your slippers, right?

RIGHT?

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

I thought it was this:

Put your right foot in, take your right foot out. Put your right foot in, and you shake it all about. Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 4 days ago (5 children)

All of this is useless if you don't exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what's the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 0 points 4 days ago

But brains are so icky!

minor spelling mistake

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[–] Kaigyo@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Remember though, capital letters. Don't dot the i.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago
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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

I've been doing this on a daily basis since I broke my ankle. It's surprisingly challenging.

I was hoping to cover the fact of this up with a factual, innuaden-lavey way to make this funny by the time I was done typing it, but no, today you just learned something about my routine.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Was doing this on an old girlfriend and she busted out laughing her ass off. WTF?! The guy before me gave her our secrets!

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[–] DiskCrasher@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (3 children)
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[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ok good, my brain was trying to convince me this was a sneaky Loss

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I thought it was a way to fix a slipper...

I've been shopping for new warm slippers since it's going to get colder.

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[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Behold a man

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 days ago (4 children)

my dumbass trying to figure out why you'd want to rotate your house slippers:

(this is why I'm single isn't it)

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (7 children)

Step 1: inspect

Step 2: push hood up

Step 3: rotate clitoris counterclockwise 360 degrees

Step 4: spin clitoris around central axis left and right.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 0 points 4 days ago

Up up down down left right left right B A B A

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I was once with a girl who wanted me to literally bite hers as hard as I could. 😵‍💫

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The human jaw is easily able to bite through soft flesh, so I hope you didn't...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, no. I knew I could end up biting through if I actually bit it as hard as I could. When I said I eat pussy, I wasn't being literal. So there's at least 1 person I know for sure I have been with but didn't satisfy.

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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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