She still does not like it.
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Don't know what to think of this honestly.
Just do it.
How do I hit them up though?
Dude your the Wizard Pope, you could steal my nose while I sleep, I just could ignore brain waves due to some nasty pasty things....
You will find a way!
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Okay let's do it.
Some women just don't enjoy receiving oral. Not when it is done wrong, not at all.
Also some men don't enjoy blowjobs.
Pretty sure I got myself one of those.
Imagine a life in which 69 is just a number.
I imagine this in the style of the narrator at the beginning of a Twilight Zone episode.
Rod Serling, put some respec on his name.
That wouldn't be nice
Honestly, me and wife on that one. Sure we've tried it but neither of us really enjoyed it. So we haven't done it again...doesn't stop me from making the jokes though.
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That explains what the arrows are for then. They seem quite misleading, I thought it was some sort of advice for animations until reading comments.
Explain
Clitoral stimulation
What's hilarious about this meme is that Konami delivered the code that unlock these secrets over 30 years ago. Up up, down down, left right, left right, B A B A, start.
LMFAO, I'm pitching doing all those moves then pushing the clit like it's a starter button. Which I suppose it kinda is.
Huh? I just see a bunch of blue arrows on a blank yellowish square.
Its gotta be somewhere…
My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.
Oh. Ohhhh
Also works for slippers.
Thank you.
Ditto. The comments enlightened me.
I thought it was this:
Put your right foot in, take your right foot out. Put your right foot in, and you shake it all about. Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about
All of this is useless if you don't exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what's the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.
The real cheat sheet:
I've been doing this on a daily basis since I broke my ankle. It's surprisingly challenging.
I was hoping to cover the fact of this up with a factual, innuaden-lavey way to make this funny by the time I was done typing it, but no, today you just learned something about my routine.
Was doing this on an old girlfriend and she busted out laughing her ass off. WTF?! The guy before me gave her our secrets!
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What am I looking at?
Clitoris
Ok good, my brain was trying to convince me this was a sneaky Loss
I thought it was a way to fix a slipper...
I've been shopping for new warm slippers since it's going to get colder.
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Behold a man
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my dumbass trying to figure out why you'd want to rotate your house slippers:
(this is why I'm single isn't it)
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Step 1: inspect
Step 2: push hood up
Step 3: rotate clitoris counterclockwise 360 degrees
Step 4: spin clitoris around central axis left and right.
Up up down down left right left right B A B A
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I was once with a girl who wanted me to literally bite hers as hard as I could. 😵💫
The human jaw is easily able to bite through soft flesh, so I hope you didn't...
Yeah, no. I knew I could end up biting through if I actually bit it as hard as I could. When I said I eat pussy, I wasn't being literal. So there's at least 1 person I know for sure I have been with but didn't satisfy.
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