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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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Many phrases for defecating use the word "take". It makes no sense to me

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[–] drkt@scribe.disroot.org 55 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We don't have to take any shit from you here.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Same here. I just abandon it instead of taking, giving or whatever it is that some people do.

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[–] subignition@fedia.io 37 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Take ~= have ~= do

Take a break == have a break, but a break isn't a tangible thing, so this is shorthand for "do the actions required to constitute a break"

[–] null@lemmy.nullspace.lol 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't want to have a shit, either -- I'm trying to get rid of the dang thing!

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[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not meant to mean taking a literal piece of shit. "A shit" in this context means the entire act. Take a break, take a shit, take piss, etc., refer to doing the act.

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[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Someone’s been listening to George Carlin.

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Chinese people say pull a poop, and I think that's beautiful.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Oooo new debate: push vs pull

[–] Devadander@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of the ASL sign for it

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 months ago

"I'm going to take a shit."

"Well don't take any of mine! I'm saving those for later!"

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone here has never cleaned out a litterbox.

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[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shit as a verb, not a noun.

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

That's the bizarre thing about English. Maybe native English speakers don't really think about it, but as someone looking at this mess from the outside, I can tell you that it's really nice when verbs and nouns are distinct.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Taking a shower's worth of water out of the water heater.

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Take a bow after a performance.

[–] nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev 3 points 2 months ago

Going to the bathroom to leave a shower

[–] benni@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So what do you think happens to all the shit you leave around? Someone's gotta take it.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Sure. But it's not you.

Wait... is... is it you?

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You've never "taken a break" or "taken a time-out" or "taken a nap"?

It's not like "taking a X" is a foreign construct.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I take a break, a nap and a time out because Inwant those things for myself. I don't want shit.

[–] FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] mitrosus@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

English is the shit we keep taking

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to have a shit. Which doesn't sound quite right either when you look at it that way.

[–] BlueEther@no.lastname.nz 4 points 2 months ago

At least in New Zealand that usage would not be that uncommon

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

Hey im leaving a shit right now!

[–] Jollyllama@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I once told a version of this at a stand up open mic, it did very well.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Sir, I believe you left this behind.

Under the restaurant table.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Give birth to otters

Growing a smelly tail

Etc

[–] Heliumfart@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Hanging a rat

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I gift a riverboat to the otter people in exchange for splashy kisses on my cheeks.

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Ich scheisse.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 2 months ago

100% original realization, way to think of it.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Beavis, referring to Andy Rooney on Sixty Minutes: “and another thing. Why do they call it taking a dump? I’m not taking it anywhere!”

Found the clip: https://youtu.be/Wf9QkrC04d8

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

I bag it up to throw at politicians and CEO’s.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait... you mean I don't have to shove my dog's shit up my ass?!

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Take a shit break.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

One man's "leave a shit" is another man's "take a treasure"

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