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Science Memes
Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!
A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
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- Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
- Keep it rooted (on topic).
- No spam.
- Infographics welcome, get schooled.
This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
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Memes
Miscellaneous
Data scientists hate time zones.
Every dev hates time zones but I wouldn't say it's the number 1 enemy
We should invent standard computing time (SCT) or something and use that.
And name it Zulu Time because it sounds cool.
Programmers hate ai
Psychologists hate facebook....and also ai
Marriage Counselors hate reddit....and also ai
Engineers hate managers.
Remember next time you get a shitty product, don't blame the engineer who designed it. Blame the manager who forced him to do it that way.
Technicians hate engineers. An engineer will drag themselves across a field of naked virgins, ignoring them all, in order to fuck one mechanic.
I blame designers for everything. Keeps the fads and fashion for the well-to-do. The average person needs function first. Why would anything I want to buy for regular use be available seasonally or only come in over the top fancy plastic shapes with weird colors and breaks with less than 100 hours of use. I have a kitchen and office because I use them, not because it accents my overpriced home. I have worked in merchandising from many angles and it sickens me. Even what should be simple packaging on almost all retail products is overdesigned and printed full of lies. And the worst part is the cost of the product is directly related to design. Look at how cheap some knock-offs can be produced. I would never presume the engineer to be the source of the overpriced malfunctions of consumerism.
I think the average consumer simply believes its not legal to lie on packaging like that. They might not have even asked the question of whether its true or not.
Tech support hates boomers and zoomers
I enjoyed clueless people when doing tech support, it made me feel needed 😂
Clueless people who want help yes. Clueless people who are confidently wrong and refuse to listen to reason or accept personal responsibility for the fact they broke their stuff, no.
Pretty much everyone then
Most, if not all, professions in the domain of knowledge creation hate AI.
Never understood the deal with q tips. Like, just don't shove it all the way to your eardrum and don't push wax inside?
I was thinking Ents as in Ent trees and couldn't remember when in the LOTR Q-tips were used against Ents....
Cardiologists probably hate fried food and energy drinks
The amount of people absolutely POUNDING several event drinks a day is astounding.
I have a heart condition and couldn't drink them if I wanted to, without dying, so they don't believe when I say it's bad for them.
Yeah, WTF is up with this? The people that will drink 3 or 4 cans of Monster a day? JFC, that shit'll kill you, man!
I worked with someone who would bring 4 cans of monster to work every day, but he told me he was essentially addicted. He said he'd get pounding headaches if he didnt drink them now. Its probably not all that different from a cocaine habit.
Whoever is fixing your computer absolutely despises you if you're a smoker. Tar gets everywhere.