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[โ€“] yucandu@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago

"The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives in Dick and Jane: A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender Modes".

[โ€“] ns1@feddit.uk 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Off topic but I think the lyric is bathroom floor, bathroom door could turn it into a slightly different story

[โ€“] fossilesque@mander.xyz 0 points 3 days ago

welp i tried

[โ€“] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Wtf how big is your water heater?

[โ€“] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

went to write the idea down

Doesn't this mean he left the shower?

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 0 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Iโ€™ll test this for science.

First I have to find a wife.

[โ€“] Valmond@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago

Already high. Got that down.

[โ€“] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thats a solid plan. Start with a partner and then study Gaussian curves. God knows understanding Gauss first makes it harder to find a partner

[โ€“] 667@lemmy.radio 0 points 3 days ago

I studied Gaussian curves and found a mistress

[โ€“] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Tankless water heaters will go forever.

[โ€“] junderwood@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago

Yeah, all that hot water and then people will just take longer showers. Their job is really tankless.

[โ€“] Damage@feddit.it 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Never got any complaints *wink wink*

[โ€“] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's not the size of the water heater, it's the volume of water output.

[โ€“] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Since shower water is a mixture of hot and cold, tank size, tank temperature, and cold water temperature are the predominant factors, at least initially.

For a given shower temperature, hot water consumption rate will increase at an exponential rate until tank temperature falls to shower temperature, then shower temperature will fall.

[โ€“] Damage@feddit.it 0 points 2 days ago

We were making sexual innuendos, not having a real conversation on water heater capabilities.

Anyway instantaneous (in-line) heaters exist, I've got a 35-year old one, never runs out of water, it doesn't have a tank.

[โ€“] tdawg@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago

Is this a home owner joke I'm too poor to get

[โ€“] Deebster@programming.dev 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

!showerthoughts@lemmy.world needs to up its game

[โ€“] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When a highly educated genius has shower thoughts. Or gets high.

[โ€“] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago

Apparently it took the combination of both to really kick off.

If it was any other name at the bottom of that quote I wouldโ€™ve doubted.

[โ€“] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That signature at the bottom hit me like a semi

[โ€“] Midnitte@beehaw.org 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Why? ~~Mr X~~ He was pretty open about his Marijuana use.

Edit: Maybe not explicitly open, but definitely was known after his death.

[โ€“] brianary@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 days ago

Now that's a guy who likes curves!

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 3 days ago

Imagine having sex, you blast rope all over your SO and see some noise pattern that leads to the discovery of a stable wormhole.

[โ€“] klemptor@startrek.website 0 points 3 days ago

How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?

[โ€“] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago

Wasnt there a documentary on PBS in the 90s about fermat's last theorem where this was a plot point?

[โ€“] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 0 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Other people don't just shower together for fun? Shower sex is awful, but tandem showering is lovely. Even used to shower with roommates back in the days.

I miss having a long term partner because I fucking loved having someone to give my back a proper scrub. I felt like a snake shedding my skin. I have a loofah on a stick now, but it's not the same.

The wife and I do it. Shower sex is awful sex, but showers that involve naked chatting with someone I enjoy talking to and being naked with rule

[โ€“] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd shower with my youngest (son) from time to time as long as we're both still comfortable with it. My oldest has grown past that tho.

I used to shower with my wife but she would hog the water and have it on way, way too hot for my liking. It wasn't an enjoyable experience for me. I'd just have to try to get her to finish up quick so I can go and tend to myself alone.

[โ€“] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for reminding me of some great memories showering with my dad. We would have these like endurance contests with the cold water lol.

With my partner I kind of squish myself against the wall so we have the water pouring between us. But you're right it's not as easy as just trending to yourself.

[โ€“] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Was the wife impressed though?

[โ€“] pyre@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd day probably no, he clearly got so distracted by all that shit that he forgot to let her finish

[โ€“] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Post nut clarity

[โ€“] Psythik@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Buck* naked

[โ€“] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey gon, is this a cremling I've found?

Oh I've been this kind of high before. It's awesome 0