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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 108 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Remember, kids, don't lock your knees ~ someone who did marching band for years.

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

It was hot and he was wearing a bear on his head.

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[–] potatoguy@potato-guy.space 72 points 6 days ago (3 children)

This idiotic thing should be a crime against humanity, because it's a crime against your "subjects".

Fucking "monarchies".

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 76 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Happens in every army, monarchy or not.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 66 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Seriously I know a ton of guys who do MMA/Boxing and served in the military and they almost all told me their time in the military did the most damage and often it was parad shit that fucked them up. One guy had his first TBI fainting just like this guy and hitting the back of his head on the ground. Or it fucks up their knees and ankles. And no one watches that shit. There is no reason for it, it's just there to entertain the dumb nepobabies that make ip the officer class.

[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The bootstraps people would tell you that it’s about “discipline and order, two things that are essential in a functional military”.

[–] khaleer@sopuli.xyz 14 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I love getting rid of my own braincells! Lack of then is essential in a functional military!

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[–] alleycat@feddit.org 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I always thought military training was about improving people's ability to fight for their country, not reduce it. And yet, it's not the first time I've heard that kind of story.

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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Shit you don't even have to join ROTC/military. You can just join band in high school and you'll get your chance to watch kids drop. Cross country/track.. football. When it's hotter than hell and humid and your stacking pads and pushing yourself, some people just die.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I don’t think Americans understand quite how militaristic their society is.

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[–] PlasticLove@lemmy.today 11 points 6 days ago

Off with their heads.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 49 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I love how they are trained to not help. Good job, braindead drones.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 66 points 6 days ago (60 children)
[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nooooooo.

Don't bring facts into this discussion. How else would i show my signature superiority complex.

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[–] boomzilla@programming.dev 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There are dedicated stretcher bearers to take them away.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 days ago (4 children)

you do realize that there being dedicated stretcher bearers makes it about a hundred times worse, right?

[–] feddylemmy@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Dedicated medical personnel is bad?

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[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 15 points 5 days ago (3 children)

It does? Any moderately large and well organised public gathering in Britain would have at least one set of paramedics on standby. Is that so terrible?

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[–] moakley@lemmy.world 48 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I hope that as we all learn to cope with climate change, they let the king's guard wear shorts. Tiny ones, like a postal worker would wear.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Tiny ones, like a postal worker would wear.

Daisy Dukes

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[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I can't get the image out of my head of my postman who wears shorts in the dead of winter wearing one of the floofy hats of the palace guard on top of his normal winter work outfit

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[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago (4 children)

"Jeeves, have that man executed." -the queen probably

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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 52 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ShieldsUp@startrek.website 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Absolutely it. Happened to me standing for a memorial service. Lots of stories from military where this happens, and "don't lock your knees" is often taught first thing.

[–] Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Does locked knees prevent you from falling backward or from passing out?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 27 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Locked knees causes you to pass out. If I understand it correctly, while standing around casually, you still move around a bit, which causes muscles in your legs to contract and relax, which squeezes your blood vessels and helps pump blood back up to your torso. If you lock your knees and stand perfectly still at attention, your leg muscles are no longer doing that, so blood pools in your legs and you grey out at 1G.

From my own experience in marching band, this is worse in hot weather. I think it's because in hot weather you're more likely to be dehydrated, so less water in your blood = less total volume of blood, and your capillaries dilate in an attempt to circulate blood closer to the skin = more volume in your circulatory system, == less blood pressure in the first place. I never once remember someone passing out during the winter. Happened a lot in the summer though.

Especially on 9/11/2002. Our genius principal decided we were going to have a memorial service on the one year anniversary of the attacks, with all students and faculty in attendance. There was one facility on campus that could seat all 1200 students and 120 faculty at once: The football stadium. And even then it was a tight squeeze to get everyone into the Home side bleachers...no worries though, we'll put the 40 student JROTC and 120 student marching band in uniform on the field itself. They'll play the national anthem at the beginning and then stand there at attention for the entire 45 minute pointless speech. In the direct sun on a hot and humid Carolina morning. 5 JROTC and 4 from the band passed out.

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[–] neatchee@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

From passing out. Locking knees can reduce blood flow

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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

Yes extreme heat plus those stupid outfits.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This looks like a screenshot from an early-2000s strategy game

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It's way older. This happened in the 70s or early 80s. It was at a time when Queen Elizabeth (the one on the horse) was still young enough to ride. And no, you don't get disciplined when something like this happens.

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[–] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When was this? Any context?

[–] nelly_man@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It looks like it's from June 1970 during the Trooping the Colour, which was the Queen's birthday celebration.

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/picture/2014/may/28/passing-out-parade-trooping-of-the-colour-photography

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

1970?! That photo looks so good for being half a century old.

[–] Littux@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That's the power of film-based photography. It's why some old movies look good even at 4K

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Do not lock your knees.

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