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Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 week ago by imvii@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

He's getting rid of the pennies and nickles in favor of this

[–] blakenong@lemmings.world 2 points 1 week ago

pence

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'm not surprised. Honestly I had wondered why he hasn't already tried this.

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[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Why stop there? Why not just call the whole country the United States of Trump?

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

"Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone."

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

I now KNOW what Conservatives will do when they FINALLY get Epstein's BLACK BOOK!

Put the People on CURRENCY!

[–] shadowDingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The only paper I want to see this man's face on is toilet paper.

[–] irreticent@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Well, then you're in luck.

[–] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Looks like I'll be buying American toilet paper after all! 😒

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

Did Franklin own slaves?

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Good thing they already put the "TP" logo on there so I won't forget to wipe my ass with it.

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