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Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 week ago by imvii@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Thank God I only use electronic money

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

All about the trumps just doesn't slap like Benjamins. All about the trumps sounds like a nightmare of a reality show

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[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

I've never wiped my ass with a hundred before but in this case I'm willing to try it.

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Не Путин?

[–] Daelsky@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Да Путин

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[–] Catma@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Didnt another person submit for Trump to be on like a $250 bill?

Fuck it you know what put his face on every bill. Trump clearly saved the USA and should be considered its only founding father from now on. Replace all the symbolism and stuff on the back of bills with pictures of Mar a Lago and Bedminster. Maybe Trump Towers too.

God this is the worst timeline. Someone go back and save Harambe.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What does harambe have to do with this?

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

collapsed inline media

[–] gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com 5 points 1 week ago

It's a joke based on multiverse theory. The joke is that if someone hadn't killed Harambe (RIP in peace), we would be living a timeline of events that is different than this stupid, shitty one.

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The next admin is going to have so much shit to clean up that it'll be like seeing your home after you rented it out to a massive drunken party.

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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is it still illegal to burn money?

[–] joel1974@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

What about wiping your ass with it?

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Every emperor mints coins bearing his face when accessing the throne.

[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cool, dollars with clowns on them 🤡

https://pixelfed.social/p/StreetArtUtopia/802522675451991690

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Time to invest in orange ink

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Oh look frivolous spending.

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

“President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family…”

You mean like… exactly what he’s doing now?

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