This is already my life, just more gaming
this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2025
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Eating expensive. Buying alcohol. Delivery because of the low steps/day.
I’m too broke for this.
Though… Is a drop of alcohol sufficient? Is watching at porn for a second sufficient? Is running an idle game for 5h sufficient? Does cycling, crawling or a wheelchair count for steps?
no, that's how you get around the limit
I've been training for this my whole life
If I get paid, fuck yeah I'm on it!
Well I failed. No daily alcohol, rarely play games and my step count is clearly higher.
I think the steps are the only challenge. Just going to the bathroom accrudes 1000 steps sometimes
- no, I prefer the sex
- no, I hate when I can’t fly freestyle
- yes
- no, not enough
- ok is easy, I have a dog
- doable
- not on this economy
I think <500 steps a day is meant here.
Yes that's what they wrote in the OP
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I did that one day. Does it count?
Sounds miserable no thanks.
Men? Don't you mean boys?