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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

People were bringing office partitions to Starbucks???

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 30 points 21 hours ago

Wait...people actually bring office partitions to starbucks???

[–] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

From the article: cagongjok - “cafe study tribe” lol

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Also below that..

In our topmost picture, which the Korea Herald simply credits to social media (X)

You can tell this triggers the author.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What about BYOPG? Bring Your Own Power Generator?

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 20 hours ago

Too much hassle. I'm installing a personal geothermal power station next to my Starbucks.

[–] Bruhh@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

Office partitions were being brought by people to Starbucks???

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Awww, I can't mine crypto while I drink my $30 coffee? That's not fair!

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

If lemmy would Grant awarda i would give you one!