In a social media post touting the change, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) wrote: “We’re taking father/son bonding to a whole new level,” alongside an illustration of both a younger and older man in camouflage tactical gear.
Pathetic.
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In a social media post touting the change, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) wrote: “We’re taking father/son bonding to a whole new level,” alongside an illustration of both a younger and older man in camouflage tactical gear.
Pathetic.
Daddies, bring your twink
No age limits buys you a couple more years before the inevitable twink death
Not just pathetic; it's also incredibly bigoted. Advertise as family bonding a job that often -- most of the time? -- is about ripping families apart... jfc
Just appealing to the white supremcist dream.
Americans love their camoflauge and tactical gear. Two entirely impractical things in 99% of situations, but deep down boys love to play dress-ups.
The father/son thing makes it extra cute but there's cooler things to bond over.
cooler things to bond over
parents and children should practice woodworking by building a guillotine together! It's a fun hobby project that builds practical skills and hell you might even toss in a history lesson or two!
...but also, teach them about The Committee of Public Safety and how liberation can become a reign of terror.
I went to a (rock) concert the other night and saw some cool parents bringing their adolescent kids. I thought that was pretty cool.
And the job training is watching 2 recent Stephen Segal movies.
What is stopping someone from signing on, getting the bonus, and then just sitting on their ass?
Having to report that you work for ICE. 🤢
You just wear a mask and don't tell anyone. It's what all the rest are doing. If they're desperate for employees it seems like a good opportunity for a bit of subversion.
I mean, if the intention is to get the money and run, you don’t really need to put it on your resume, right?
I expect the signing bonus has a clawback or isn't paid until some vesting period. I wonder how long you can sit on your ass at $10k/month before the government bureaucracy gets around to firing you.
With as bloated and chaotic as the administration is, I’m sure there are plenty of people already doing that. Take any of the doge chronies, I’m sure they are collecting a check and doing blow of hookers asses all day.
Only paid to people who sign multiple year contracts and forfeited if employment ends early. It's a scam.
You'll owe $50k to the world's most powerful terrorist organization.
You do you, buddy lol.
When has Trump ever paid one of his employees?
That's probably why they have the quotas
How many times you think I could “accidentally” shoot a teammate in the head before they move me to a desk job?
Honestly, if you're an American with no interest in a federal career, fuck it.
Sign up and be dead weight. If you get sent to a camp do what you can to mitigate it.
It's either that or some evil asshole takes the money.
Gonna get real hairy explaining my resume gap afterwards
Just a brief stint saving America, that's all
It should not be too hard to find qualified people in the long term. They're desperate because they can't find people fast enough. A few weeks ago ICE got a huge budget upgrade, this means the plan is to expand, fast. Read Project 2025, it's all there.
I think everyone should start sending in resumes and just flood their system.
100,000 AI generated resumes a day, every day, from all over the country.
I said this on another post about this, but there are no age restrictions except to be over 18. Picture grandpa being trained next to someone just out of high school (if that is even required). Those trainers are going to be telling grandpa not to drool next to an 18 year old being told to do 100 push ups. Someone has to get video of the training portion.
I think you overestimate the quality of the training ICE agents will get. If gramps and his 19 yo grandson are in the same bootcamp, my guess is the only thing they'll be taught is how to operate a gun, put handcuffs and follow orders.
The beach towns near me hire summer cops that have lesser training and gear. Some don’t have firearms. They’re widely considered to be the worst power trippers and all around dickheads. I remember a teenage girl getting tased by one for refusing to provide ID for having alcohol. The poor girl kept repeatedly saying it was her mom’s who was going to the bathroom.
Better/alternative link from absentbird: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/26184/26184-h/26184-h.htm
Just gonna drop this here
Tap for spoiler
It’s a 1944 CIA manual sent to civilians in occupied territory to show how to be as useless (sabotaging and the like) as possible to the occupying nazis
CIA website
Here you go, HTML version from Project Gutenberg: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/26184/26184-h/26184-h.htm
you the real MVP
Better/alternative link: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/26184/26184-h/26184-h.htm
Just going to copy and paste that into my original comment if that is fine
If anyone I know ever joins ICE, I'll never forgive them. Family, friends, acquaintance... They'll be dead to me.
I think we actually need good people to join, and do literally everything they can to get in the way, slow down, and otherwise render the efforts completely worthless.
Sounds like calling up a private military force.
Kinda sad, really. Your whole job is tearing families apart and eventually dodging bullets from US citizens.
Join them and be the most incompetent person ever. Get paid and sabotage them. Its a win-win.
To be frank, that is pretty hard to do, you'd have a lot of competition
The latest South Park episode nailed it
How desparate? Are we talking 7 figures desparate?
Meal Team Six shows up but are un-employable. Like Mr Mackey. Mmmm kaaay!