Censoring "porn" with a black asshole?
A man of class and style, I see.
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2025
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PORNHUB
It's Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions. There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don't wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.
I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn't helping anyone and won't make it go away. Half of the time I can't understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it's censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?
These censoring systems are made for advertisers. The point is to keep ads on.
But more content is more engagement, critical for a lot of social media. So they do the bare minimum to censor. Kinda like "malicious compliance"? idk, ojos que no ven corazón que no siente
See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.
Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.
What's the problem with sax and rope?
Seggs, unalive, grape
I've also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?
I guess not too different from pr0n, h4x, etc. Maybe a tale as old as time?
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My ass read this as mpreg for a second
FFMpreg is probably something you can find on AO3
I was thinking two ladies were gonna peg a dude.
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Pornhub being the foundation of the internet may be seen as controversial by some.
Maybe not specifically PH but porn actually always was the driving force for the net since day 1. We don't have high speed net now because someone needed to download a linux-distro quicker. Or google harder. YouTube and vimeo and such came waaaaaaay later. There also were no social media where people needed to upload large dog-pics. It was porn. Everyone wanted their tits to download NOW not somewhere in the future.
And I vividly remember the times where you had to wait for a long while to see your image grow line by line until you finally maybe saw said tit, and it surely - and hopefully - wasn't a bird 😁
I have no studies at hand but I'd bet part of my left nut on that theory. Hence I found that image concluding.
I'd put yt under ph, but only just. Everything else, ph paved the way. And tbf, another porn site probably cleared the way for yt, though I couldn't tell you which one.
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If I'm gonna see one more censored image I swear I will scream silently in my head
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Porn is not a bad word. People need to learn how to edit images for the sake of uncensoring shit if nothing else
Really wish we would all shun this voluntary self-censoring of very mild words. Fuck the platforms and their algorithms and fuck the people who censor basic language.
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I like how this implies Twitter storage is encoded in YouTube videos which are really just hosted on PornHub.
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I'm actually amazed by how the Pornhub and Xvideos players, after all this time, are still better than the Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, and TikTok players, like it's not even comparable. The way people can just accept whatever slop any corporate will feed them is just insane to me...
maybe I'm missing out because I don't watch content on pornhub, but how good does a video player need to be? it's a video player, seems like a solved problem to me.
- no ads or sponsor crap (sponsor only if sponsor is <5s and only at the start of vid)
- buffering is efficient and quick
- subtitles available in widescreen, small etc
- can change volume and resolution
- can be judged by community with a non-karma system
- little to no algorithm or AI slop
- can custom select videos (by date, popularity, tags, or whatever)
- peer to peer, decentralised and FOSS
- privacy friendly
- can download, usable offline
- none of that copyright bullshit
In short, a no-nonsense normal video player without a profit motive.
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Iirc PH was first with the thumbnail pop up when hovering over the timeline. They also had the "waveform" thing of where users watched the most. Sure a video player is just a video player. But all the extra features like changing quality, playback speed, buffering tech, subtitles, and so much more really add up to a better experience.
Decent buffering, decent scrubbing with thumbnail preview, double tap to skip 10 sec forward or back, proper fullscreen on desktop, and orientation on mobile. That's just to cite the very least. Imagine how good the YouTube player is, and how smoothly it works 90% of the time. Pornhub works that smoothly 100% of the time, with 90% of the features.
TikTok doesn't even let you scrub, at all.
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youtube and facebook runs on pornhub. well said
Well, video streaming was AFAIK pioneered by porn sites, though not necessarily pornhub, but it could be seen as a representative
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Technically at least YouTube shorts and other short video formats run on people who try to grab attention to market their onlyfans.
I like the implication that pornhub is the foundation upon which all social media was born.
The Internet was made for it ig.
To be fair that should just say porn lol.
Really the internet was built for chatrooms and being too lazy to walk across a campus to give someone a file
Porn is second
Everything else is a far far distant third.
So being lazy , porn , everything else in that order.
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Can we PLEASE make ffmpeg use GPL for everything?
Actually, can we do that for just all open source software. I'm getting kinda tired of large multinationals using open source for free to make billions over billions and then give back a dollar or so for each of those...
Maybe there are exceptions here and there but most companies give back shit
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Though FFmpeg is not really a project 'thanklessly maintained by one person' (anymore).
Why do people not remake or edit the censorship out of the memes? I usually do that because fuck advertisers and I'm not posting them on those shitty sites
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