And when she says that, she doesn't mean finding a supplier. Once you put the tweezers down, you'll never find them again
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The last image: my dna hurts
...i find this funny...on so MANY lavels...
Doctors: I'm helping
You're creating strand breaks is what you're doing.
You're telling me these https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optical_tweezers
don't look like traditional tweezers except really small?
I'm sure they also spend a lot of time staring face to face with a DNA strand too
The worst part is when you wobble slightly and insert the strand of DNA in the wrong place, so instead of curing the patient's genetic disease they immediately sprout horns.
One might say you make your patients horny.
Looks like it's normal size tweezers, but vastly enlarged DNA.
You got through a doctoral program in evolutionary biology without knowing how to spell tweezers?
. . .
Okay.
Have you met people this educated in fields this specialized? They ain't got time, or room in their brain, to care about spelling.
Yeahbut . . .”tweasers”? C’mon man. Just spell the band and put a T in front.
I think she means "as an evolutionary biologist: you have no idea ...". Rather than "as an evolutionary biologist, you have no idea ...".
Does CRISPR count as tweasers?