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[–] bananaslug4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Salvo@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Leslie Bibb

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago
[–] EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Daniel Craig was perfect for that. Worst Bond ever.

Clint Barton was the worst Avenger casting, he's perfect for Craig's shoes.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

you mean Jeremy Renner. yeah he's so annoying

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[–] pezhore@infosec.pub 4 points 2 days ago

Why not Sly? I mean, the closed captioning budget would have to be huge to let people know what he's saying, but it could be funny.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Moosa Mostafa. Don't know this guy? In 'Wednesday', he plays the beekeeper student.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah a "straight to VHS and DVD" Bond Jr. xD

I'm pretty sure after Wednesday left the Beekeeper's shed, that Uncle Fester ate the hibernating bees

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Marlon Brando. Hard to play a character well when you're dead

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[–] HalifaxJones@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Neal McDonough.

[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Timothee Chalamet.

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Just recast a Bond movie from Pineapple Express.

James Franco would be worse than Seth Rogen as Bond, because he'd take any sexually aggressive scenes too seriously.

So Seth Rogen gets to be M, Danny McBride is Q, and Amber Heard is the Bond girl.

Kind of fits, in a shitting the bed kind of way.

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[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] null@lemmy.nullspace.lol 2 points 1 day ago

What is this, the Headgum Podcast?

[–] individual@toast.ooo 2 points 1 day ago
[–] TemplailloAhi@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

~~Steve Buscemi~~ Kit Harington.

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