Well, a broken clock is right twice a day
this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025
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Mine just says 88:88.
Florida's clock keeps blinking 14:88 for some reason...
If I had to pick a state to send this asshole to...
Plasma would be my recommendation.
I'm not American, so I don't know: can one state actually bar an American citizen from being in it?
No, they cannot.
Thanks for clarifying that.
They could extradite him if he has warrants and they’re willing; but that’s about the only time.
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But your bestie Joel Greenberg is, Ron?
why is andrew tate even relevant, i dont know who he is aside from he hates women
I never figured out why Paris Hilton's sex tape was relevant at the time. Before the sex tape she wasn't a public figure, or a celebrity. She was just daughter to the Hilton hotels founder. So why would anyone treat THIS sex tape like the Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee sex tape? Pam and Tommy were both celebrities BEFORE the tape was leaked. But Paris? Nobody knew who she was.
Or the same thing with the Kardashians. Nobody knew them before the sex tape. I still don't know why people would care about them.
I guess what I'm asking here, is did tate ever have a sex tape leaked where some guy came all over his face while he was sucking it off? Apperently if you leak that sex tape, even talentless hacks can become celebrities.
Although......fair play to Paris. She's actually quite smart and doesn't deserve to be labeled in the same camp as tate.
Nice to know that piece of shit has a line in the sand somewhere. 'convicted rapists and human traffickers' is a horrible line to have to get to but at least it's there? Still though, fuck DeSantis.
Desantis is amazing. He knows how to lower the bar even as he is endorsing the most easy to realize right thing
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Sorry, bud, Florida says you're too rapey even for them
On an unrelated note, does anyone else think that Tristan looks like Romanian Ryan Reynolds?
They're not Romanian, they're US-British. They just moved to Romania because they thought police are less likely to investigate sexual assault cases there.
I know. Perhaps Romanian-looking would have been more accurate.
What? They sure went to the right country.
They belong there