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[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social 114 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's a dangerous game to play lol

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Assuming she has a good sense of humor, this should be an effective gambit for small mads. There is no cleverness gambit for big mads, trust me.

[–] aow@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

I'm imagining Mads Mikkelsen at different sizes and scales. Once he becomes as big as godzilla, there's no hope.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 18 hours ago

I'm not trying to calm her down

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago

Linda would have played it. And won.

[–] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hey honey, let's leave Linda to do the dishes while we go to bed.

Dammit Linda, where'd you put my keys this time?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

A man who likes to play with fire.

[–] JayBeeTX@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

It is a good tool to introduce levity into an otherwise normal or even embarrassing situation.

“Didn’t you say you were going to do dishes?”

“…uh, that was Linda. But since she spaced on it I’ll take care of them now.”

[–] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I can share some of my favourite stand up:

https://youtu.be/tEjtKHxLl54

Stewart Lee's imaginary wife.

If his name is Bob and his other wife's a homeopath named Susan, it's okay - Linda likes her.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

I'm missing the context of what sort of dream this was and what emotions/fears etc. it triggered/processed.

I hope they talked this through and they're both 100% sure joking like this won't be hurtful or damaging.