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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 94 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I wonder if anon left something out? Like, threating to kill her or the person(s) she cheated with. Or some of the weapons being illegal? Nah, it would have been included if they weren't. Some people have high drama lives.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 110 points 1 day ago

I'm very sure he was very amicable and reasonable about it. He's on 4chan, after all.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago (6 children)

FYI, women are just as capable of being terrible people as men are

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, but this is 4chan, so the odds aren't in OP's favor.

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[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago

My understanding is there is not a single state with red flag laws that allow all weapons to be seized based on one person's word. Well other than a doctor giving a professional diagnosis.

For everyone else you have to have some evidence. Either multiple people witnessing threats/harassment video, or text based evidence.

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[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 81 points 1 day ago (15 children)

"She's probably right." "Dude was probably violent." "Easier to give up your guns than fight this in court" "Just give up your guns!"

Lmao wowww lemmy. Nobody here likes due process?

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Lot of US leftists and liberals hate guns, as a reaction to the right’s obsession with them.

It is a stupid and dangerous reaction, because they give up their means of self-defense against far right militias and a fascist government.

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You're spot on. I lean HARD left myself and still I'm actively advocating all my friends go out and purchase a firearm while they can. Not for some far fetched rebellion against tyranny, but simply to protect themselves from getting hate-crimed by the scum who will inevitably feel they've been given permission to do so by this regime. Furthermore if they do start deporting citizens for undesirable political behavior, I know I'd rather be six feet under than in CECOT or South Sudan.

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[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (11 children)

I think we just don't like guns.

[–] Liz@midwest.social 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Without context, this could be easily dismissed.

However, OP is posting on 4chan, so it's likely he did pose a threat.

That said, it's fake and gay.

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[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fake: anon has gf

Gay: anon writing fanfic flirting with male cops

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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (17 children)

The comments here are a good example of how the gun control movement is the left-wing counterpart to the pro-life movement. It's origin lies in emotion, not reason. It's filled with fallacious arguements and when that fails to convince someone, the movement tends to move towards snarky comments and outright hostility.

Evem those that are trying to be reasonable by drawing conclusions based on data almost always are using cherry-picked statistics that was fed by those trying to manipulate them.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

It's very amusing to read such things from outside the American hellscape. Well, "amusing."

Let's say eventually there comes a government overreach that a popular armed uprising puts down. Every day until that day, children die. Accidental death from firearms is one of the leading causes of death of children in your country. (Do you feel that pricking sensation in your neck and face or are you immune to shame?) If the rebellion doesn't come soon enough (or at all) then you are underwater in terms of dead children. So, how long is that runway? How long do you get to keep killing children until you have to admit, fuck, this is costing us more than it's worth?

HAVE YOU EVEN DONE THE MATH, or are you just working from feelings?

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[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I don't avoid guns due to a fear of crime. I avoid guns due to a fear of negligence.

Every single day, someone in my family does something negligent, but ultimately harmless. Oops. Now there's an extra dirty dish. Oops. Broke a coaster. Oops. Dirty towel. Oops. Got sprayed with water.

Putting a gun in that situation would be pretty dangerous.

I suppose some households could keep guns responsibly. Mine could not, despite my personal practices.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean if someone makes death threats to someone else they should absolutely have their guns taken away.

The problem is that the system is open to abuse. Anyone who wants to get back at someone can make up allegations and have their guns taken away with no due process.

But on the other hand if you make this process too difficult you can allow someone who is actually dangerous to keep their guns.

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[–] match@pawb.social 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

if you have multiple guns and can't afford a lawyer you have kinda fucked your priorities

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You either overestimate how much guns cost or underestimate how much lawyers cost.

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

If you can afford a bunch of guns there's no chance in hell you're getting approved for a public defender. Good luck anon

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wtf? Cops just come and take your shit away because some girl said so?

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No. Thats 4chan, a place of lies and deception.

[–] GhostedIC@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 day ago (4 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_flag_law

Despite being blatantly unconstitutional (deprives a citizen of rights based on an accusation without trial) red flag laws exist in 21 states.

In this particular thread, 4chan is a better source of information than Lemmy.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If you look at the numbers in your own post these laws are used very rarely, and in every state a fraction of petitions applied for are granted.

There needs to be actual evidence greater than "ex girlfriend said so" for a court to grant the request.

Ironically by the numbers Florida seems to be the state most likely to use the law. Granting a total of 2,355 in 2020. California on the other hand has issued only 984. These are the 3rd and 1st most populous states respectively.

Given how many people go through breakups each year and how many people are insanely petty, seems like it's not just based on a disgruntled ex's word.

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[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago

When I was living with my parents my dad pushed my brother and told him to "get the fuck out". My brother called the cops on him and the cops came and took my dad away that day. He got let out but IIRC a couple days later he had to surrender his firearms later until everything was settled.

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Funny to read the comments. I don't want to judge anyone as Im not american and I grew up without even touching a real gun.

Its just amazing how big role guns play in US culture. I can't imagine owning one, but most americans can't live without them. Its very bizarre.

[–] obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's not most Americans. It's about a third (which is still huge) and less than half of the population living in a gun owning household.

Then there's a spectrum of how "important" guns are culturally. There are in my experience 3 categories of gun owners.

  1. People who own a gun or two. They may take it to the range or hunt, but mostly it's tucked securely away and they don't think about it or use it.

2)Then there are collectors and enthusiasts. They enjoy firearms as a hobby. They have multiple. They watch firearms videos on social media. They go to gun shows and might join a club related to the hobby.

3)Then there are the paranoid psychopaths for whom gun ownership and the insistence that they could have to defend themselves at any time is constantly at the forefront of their mind. They wish they had a reason to shoot someone and may end up shooting someone anyway.

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[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is the horror story for red flag laws existing.

Now imagine the horror stories of red flag laws not existing.

You don't even have to imagine, just listen to one of the million true crime podcasts. Then multiply all those cases by 5 for all the minority women who they don't talk about.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I appreciate the 100% complete, unbiased and unvarnished picture of the situation Green OP (Gropey?) has painted for us.

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[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can afford a bunch of guns and ammo, but can't afford a lawyer to defend yourself in court?

Strange priorities

[–] mholiv@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I mean you can buy a gun for 200 USD at Walmart. Lawyers cost 200 USD per hour.

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[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well? How did this story end? I can't find it in the 4plebs archive.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 60 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anon hired a decent lawyer who argued that the seizure was frivolous and antagonistic. The court agreed, but by the time his guns were released, they had all converted to Islam, Christianity, Hinduism, and Linux.

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 days ago

The plot twist at the end there got me

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd like to hear her version

[–] bigfondue@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right? I'm sure the BF is a very well adjusted person that just happens to post on 4chan

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Anon can easily get a lawyer pro-bono, with contingency fee, who would nail a case like this to a cross.

In civil court, because she defamed him causing real and considerable loss of property, and psychological harm.

As for defending, Anon hasn't really outlined any laws he might have broken...? Court for what? Just go to the trial and explain your side clearly and concisely: never a threat to anybody, cheating girlfriend made a false report.

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