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[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

A pillow with the perfect height and that doesn't flatten after a week of use.

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Ah, Gandalf the Pink. Is that what happens if the Balrog gets you a second time?

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That is, canonically, almost exactly what Saruman's robes are supposed to look like:

"I looked then and saw that his robes, which had seemed white, were not so, but were woven of all colours..." - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring

Iridescent like an opal.

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[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Am we up the whimsy levels? Not enough daily, base level, whimsy anymore

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[–] Icantdraw@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Enough money to live peacefully at all times

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

5 acres of woodland in the Appalachian Mountains. With a small house on it. Could be 1 room like an old style cabin.

I wanna leave all the bullshit behind. Raise a garden and maybe a few goats and chickens.

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

A GPT that doesn't destroy the climate by flooding the Internet with digital slop?

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[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes, mybody wants anything. Though the community says anything goes, so I’m not sure how long I’ll have it 🤔

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

How about a pineapple pizza? It's yours:

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[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

You and your fursona are now one. Big hit in the furry community; everyone is visibly scared. You also have the dietary restrictions that your fursona has:

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (4 children)

100 tacos for $100 deal at the local shack

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (5 children)
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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Some berries that won't go moldy in 2 days please

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Toss them in a large bowl and sprinkle a bit of baking soda on them and then some apple cider vinegar (or whatever you have, white distilled is fine too), shake them around a bit to get them all foamy then rinse thoroughly. Started doing this (to the plastic container too, just put the whole thing in the bowl) and they'll keep in the original container for a couple weeks in the fridge before the moldyness happens.

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[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Checking this thread to see if anyone asked for Hulk Hogan dead.

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