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[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 116 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They didn't even have mentioned the comments in the source code

/// Mommy intentionally lets her little ones call her recursively, since they might want to hear more from her~
///
/// If they call her a thousand times in a row, though, something has probably gone wrong 😏
const RECURSION_LIMIT: u8 = 100;
/// This name is intentionally not user-configurable. Mommy can't let the little ones make *too*
/// much of a mess~
const RECURSION_LIMIT_VAR: &str = "CARGO_MOMMY_RECURSION_LIMIT";
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They set a limit on number of recursive calls? Good luck trying to sort or search anything.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

...

Looking back at the code (Sigh), it's to prevent setting the CARGO variable to cargo mommy, and causing an infinite loop. You can still do cargo mommy mommy if you like double praises

this is terrible and disgusting brb downloading

[–] Linearity@infosec.pub 51 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] MrLLM@ani.social 15 points 2 days ago

Every day we stray further from god

Thanks, but I don't want to scare my AI.

oh my god thank you so much i was wondering if it would work with python this will help me so much to get anything done with renpy i mean. how disgusting

[–] MissyBee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe this will get me to start programming seriously.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

Time to charge up the old butt plug and revisit Hello World!

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Making an AI horny will at some point in the future be a legally defined crime. Interesting times ahead...

[–] Gyroplast@pawb.social 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You spelled 'worth billions of VC money' wrong.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why are the Viet cong so interested in horny ai?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Got to do something to put those GI off kilter

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's prepared statements, not AI generated.

... Although... It could be made, and sending the error could lead to a more personalized response. As well as being able to use character definitions from ai chat bots.

... Is it more cursed yet?

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I was specifically talking about, say, an AI storefront being overrun by 4chan or the like and turning into a nazi or cyberslut overnight, like what happened to Tay.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

That's if the ai is learning from the responses. But there it's more of a problem with the site not filtering data

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

nazi or cyberslut

Likely both.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 days ago

Ok, that's enough lemmy for the day.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Damn, I really caused a cascade of posts when I posted this in a comment

Good job, any increased visibility for small FOSS projects like buttplug.io is a win in my books.

You definitely did

[–] bdjegifjdvw@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Brings a whole new meaning to vibe coding

What a time to be alive

I enjoy Foone's content often. Really hoping there's no Milkshake Duck there.

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Thank you, that puts a perspective to all the discussions I had with rust-heads

[–] andioop@programming.dev 1 points 8 hours ago

I could swear there was such an add-on that was this but non-NSFW, but maybe I'm misremembering.