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That soda isn't nearly big enough.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 99 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (10 children)

A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?

That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn't have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair .... and he shouldn't be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

Yep it's so unfair that fashion uses unattainable levels of beauty every time. This is the equivalent of the anorexic model wearing high fashion on the cat walk to sell eye liners.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] iii@mander.xyz 14 points 3 days ago

On his everywhere

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Lol, that cup is legitimately so small...

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

All joking aside, the cup really is too small and the burger really is too lettucey to look authentically American, 100% seriously

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

that cup seems pretty regular sized to me, as aussie…?

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

That would probably be a "small" at most fast food drive thrus here. Also, nobody orders a small unless they're on a "diet" - in fact I don't think I've ever seen any of my friends order a small. Generally everyone gets a large or extra large (because it's only a few cents more!!), which looks like this here: https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/denise-gray-holds-two-extra-large-soft-drinks-from-news-photo/145545668

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

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medium maccas coke here … that i randomly had laying around <_<

there’s a large which is marginally bigger, but no super size or anything

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

It's so dainty 🥺 yeah, far from the norm here I'm ashamed to say

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyles!

I'll sit at a drive thru

I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter

Everything is mega meal, super sized

"Want biggie fries with that? Want a jumbo fry, wanna go large

Want a biggie fry, wanna have thirty burgers for a nickel, you fat motherfucker?"

"There's room in the bag. Take it!"

"Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents!"

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[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

He should also be leaning back in chair and getting said drink and food all over his shirt. Leaning over like that to drink is just too much effort. If the chair does not lean back, then some of those wheels should be off the floor to accommodate leaning.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I think that's a pretty generous 200 lbs.

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[–] Squalia@sh.itjust.works 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like the way the "360 swivel" symbol looks suspiciously like the amazon logo

[–] dephyre@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can do an entire 360 Wivel? Fuck yeah, Wivel all around!

[–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 7 points 3 days ago

Them in China can only do a 180 Wivel.

Fuck yeah! Murica!

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

My culture is not your costume.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is it because they made him unrealistically slim?

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

...yeah, the slob in that picture is pretty much me and i'm 220 on a bad day: seven-hundred-pound boss fights are much larger...

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Lazhward@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It's your lucky day.

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 2 points 1 day ago
[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 24 points 3 days ago (3 children)

what kinda smoothbrain wears a shirt instead of a bathrobe

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or just a pair of “white” underwear with a hole in it.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

and there should be a roll of toilet paper on the floor or nearby

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[–] halferect@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

No gun holster, and no flags... 0/10 would not american

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 21 points 3 days ago

As a European, i can agree that the soda is to small for an American. And also, that guy looks way better then what's realistic. I give it 3/5 for realism

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah this guy should be wearing flip-flops.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Crocs. Dirty crocs.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Those fucking casters can't hold 700 pounds gliding around on them.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago

Any spec on AliExpress (or Temu) is usually 5-10x reality, so have mercy on those casters, they're barely surviving.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

360° WIVEL

[–] CrayonDevourer@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hey, where'd they get a picture of me?!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

At this point, they have pictures of all of us

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I am sitting with worse posture than this.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 3 days ago

I'm all for it, as long as we can keep buying cheap crap we don't need! Same reason I don't mind all the Chinese lead in everything!

that soda ought to be in a cup holder or foam dome so he can double fist burgers. that's albertan at best

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

As an American, good luck trying to offend me about how loathsome the US and it's people largely are.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

wrong that should be a milkshake

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 3 points 3 days ago

Well they nailed the shrinkflation aspect. I can confirm that large milkshakes here are like 1/5th the size they used to be. That milkshake be small.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 3 points 1 day ago

But it has 360 degree wivel!

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Double bearings! Sold!

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Chris O'Neill is doing AliExpress modeling now?

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