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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/48332762

A new analysis of decades' worth of observations has revealed that Uranus does indeed emit more heat than it receives from the rays of the Sun.

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Particularly after taco Tuesday

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 23 points 1 week ago

Gas giant, indeed!

[–] notsure@fedia.io 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I broke a thermometer and part of it is still up there. What do?

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 1 week ago

Sounds like mercury is in retrograde.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

thanks babe

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not at all sure about this, but isn't there decent reason to believe that the gas giants have solid cores? I mean, earth generates plenty of heat in its core (largely from nuclear decay I believe), I don't see why the same thing couldn't be going on in Uranus?

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

My thoughts well summarised haha they are gas planets with significant mass. In astrophysics class I am sure they said gases heat up under gravity and stable fusion is obtained if enough heat/gravity/mass. They should still heat in the absence of fusion. I haven't read the research but I assume that's accounted for. So is the remaining heat chemical or nuclear? Maybe they have some heavy radioactive elements pumping out heat too? Or stored primordial heat being slowly released?

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All i thought of when i saw this pic: great! another upgrade for "two pair"....

[–] leftthegroup@lemmings.world 9 points 1 week ago

I, too, enjoy Balatro.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So what causes this? The article doesn’t really say. Even though other gas giants do this too. What’s the theory on this?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They don't seem to have a working theory yet, they just noticed the historical temps are higher than expected. Exited to see what more research reveals!

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 week ago

Could there somehow be a new form of life on uranus causing it to be hotter than expected?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

The innuendo was kind of fun for a few comments, but thank you for finally asking the question that was the reason I opened this thread.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Only during a flare up.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've often thought of my anus as the only gateway to hell

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 week ago

I've had good luck with fiber + probiotic = happy bottom. (But check with your doctor.)

[–] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Myanus has every right to be this hot

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 6 days ago

That's the spirit!

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

BeCAUZ Itz ThE MoThERSHip Of RevErSE VamPires SenT By ThE CovID VaCksCENe In DisGuys

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think we need to probe Uranus to find out why.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 5 days ago