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[–] DivineDev@piefed.social 186 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Up until the communism part I thought they were endorsing him.

[–] rehydrate5503@lemmy.world 26 points 17 hours ago

I mean, maybe they are a communist, and like the ideas and are endorsing him!

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 134 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

If Communism is when wages go up and cost of living goes down, what is Capitalism?

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 67 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

assets get concentrated, rent goes up

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 26 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That's just the efficiency of the free market. Mamdani would ruin a perfect system.

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[–] prex@aussie.zone 36 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?” “Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.” “Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.” He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.” “Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.” I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside. “Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t. “Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up. “Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?” It didn’t seem like they did. “Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.” Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing. I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it. “Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled. Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him. “Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen. I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!” He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose. “All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.” “Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy. “Because I was afraid.” “Afraid?” “Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.” I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head. “Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.” He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago

Some classic pasta right there.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 84 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (5 children)

Y'know what always annoys me about this type of statement (aside from it being socialism and not communism lol) is the amount of tax it takes isn't even that much in the grand scheme of things, PLUS it generally pays for itself in not having to imprison people or treat emergency room visits, etc.

People just have a very hard time grasping governmental budgets, though. The cost of paying for 200k housing sounds like a lot but man is it not compared to some of the other shit we waste money on.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (4 children)

PLUS it generally pays for itself

That's just how taxes work when done right: you take some money from everyone to make everything better so that it's cheaper for most people to be alive.

SNAP, for example, benefits the economy to the tune of at least $7 for every dollar invested. That's the kind of return on investment that makes greedy fucks like Pitbull cream their pants.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago

I heard preschool is around $8 per dollar, although it's maybe even higher than that. Basically, ya. Frustrating when people can't see the forest from the trees.

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 57 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

How the fuck is a higher minimum wage anything but our current system?

I’m not convinced it’s not satire

[–] koper@feddit.nl 54 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

$20 is socialism and $30 is communism. I'm sure Karl Marx said something like that.

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[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

'"Free" stuff is actually paid by our taxes, checkmate liberal!'

'...uh, yeah?'

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 12 points 13 hours ago

It's funny that they never complain about the "free" roads or the "free" police.

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[–] ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 43 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t care what you call it, I want that. Call it doodoo pickle butting, if it offers that, sign me up for everyone else too.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Thats the thing, im past the stupid naming and everything. I just want policies that help people and not billionaires. Call it marxism, stalinism, whatever the fuck you want.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's a pathetic attempt to rile the old people who remember the cold war propaganda against communism and socialism. While young people are like "So what?"

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 39 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What's next? "Free" school, "free" parks, "free" police, "free" firefighters, "free" military, "free" health inspections? Pay up, freeloader!

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago

Woah woah woah stop there Lenin

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 21 points 4 hours ago

Conservatives posting his Ws all the time. They're his best advertisers.

[–] Gild@lemmy.zip 21 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You are a special kind of stupid (and brainwashed) if you think any of those things listed are bad

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 hours ago

And also completely unrelated to Communism.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 10 hours ago

That still sounds extraordinarily capitalist to me. By calling it Communism, they're diluting the massive policy failure of actual Marxism, which is more akin to "let's all take up arms and pillage every home, rich or poor".

This is more like "let's all kill the dragon who ate our children and stole our gold".

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 19 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

And he doesn't even have the conviction to make the communism fully automated, nor luxury, nor gay. What a disgrace!

/s

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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 18 hours ago (6 children)

I know the dude is probably way more anti-Castro than I am but damn, "Tax hikes = Straight up communism"

Bro, STFU you don't know shit about shit. YOU go try to live in NYC on $60,000 a year. Dick. Stay in Miami you fucker.

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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 17 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

I don't agree with freezing rent.

The entire concept of rent needs to die in a goddamn fire. Legislation needs to kill the entire idea, not further legitimize it.

We need massive, punitive increases in residential property taxes, with commensurate owner-occupant exemptions: You will not see a tax increase on the property you live in, but any investment property you own is going to see you saddled with a huge tax bill. This might come as a shock, but Corporate landlords don't occupy their properties. They are not able to claim the owner occupant credit.

But, if you own a second property and lease it to me, we can convert our arrangement from a rental to a "land contract". I, the occupant, become the legal owner. I continue to make payments. You don't get to increase those payments over time; they are fixed for the duration of the agreement. If I leave in the first three years, you retain 100% equity in the property. If I stay beyond three years, our agreement converts to a mortgage, and I start gaining equity.

Basically, the only properties that will still be able to be feasibly rented are the remaining units in duplexes, triplexes, and quadplexes, where the landlord lives in one of the units.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

There will always be a market for relatively short term living spaces; a gap currently filled by rentals.

Any person who is not living in a place temporarily, eg, for school or a temporary job posting or something, should have the ability to buy a home at an affordable price, without fail.

The housing market is saturated with house flippers and people with more money than sense looking to become a landlord so they can have an "income property".

IMO, all rentals should be either run, controlled, or at least strictly overseen by a specific branch of government dedicated to the task. Anyone who wants to become a renter has to get their rental property approved for renting, and approvals only happen if more rentals are strictly required.

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[–] arc99@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Renting is an option and convenience for a lot of people, that's why it exists. Some people don't want to be tied to a mortgage and might have reasons they only need a place for 6 or 12 months - temporary employment, contracting, studying or whatever.

Anyway renting can work as a model. Germany has a very large proportion of property which is rented. But they have strong tenant protections and place limits on rent hikes, evictions and so on.

I don't think an outright freeze is a good idea but rent controls and tenant laws would help. As would making casual letting (airbnb etc) a bullshit onerous proposition so that more housing stock is sold or converts into long term rent which lessens rent pressure.

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[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago

God forbid someone tries to increase the quality of life for people

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago

+1 for nitter screenshots.

I don’t like contributing to Twitter in any way, but Nitter + screenshot undermines it enough to warm my heart. And informs others they can do the same!

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago (6 children)

I propose a new rule: if you're American and wealthy, you don't get to talk about communism. At all.

I might make an exception for wealthy Americans with an education in politics or economics, or both.

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[–] Filthmontane@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Welfare is not equal to handing over the means of production to the working class. So what mamdani is doing is not socialist.

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

remember when pitbull was successful and talented?

neither do i

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All of them are fucking awesome! Sign me up!

Ah, yes, famously communists love to... open grocery stores?

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 7 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

That sounds awesome, thanks Pitbull!

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