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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 75 points 1 month ago (2 children)

New! Improved DEFAULT flavor!

Contains X% juice.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 45 points 1 month ago

Ingredients: NULL Best By: 01/01/1970

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now in stores, for only undefined

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Sale! Only NaN!

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 month ago

And sugar, of course.

[–] a14o@feddit.org 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  1. I'd try it
  2. Why on earth would they capitalize snake case like that
[–] noli@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 month ago

Maybe the print capitalizes the first letter by default in case someone put in a fruit uncapitalized

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

[–] Fifrok@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 month ago

White grape? Here that's apple juice. And not only for 'juice 100%' but also instead of sugar (to get around sugar-in-drinks taxes).

It's in almost bloody everything. Last week I bought pre made tea, I get home and it's fucking 20% apple juice and like 0.1% green tea extract, guess what it tasted like. fucking. apple. juice.

Fuck your putrid shit ass apples, you greedy bastards. hope you crash your car into an apple orchard if you like them so much.

[–] PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

grape, pear, and apple blended together so no single distinct flavor can be discerned

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Where is the default fruit picture

[–] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 31 points 1 month ago

The default fruit picture is a 1x1 px sizes transparent placeholder PNG. Can be used for tracking as well.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tfm@europe.pub 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wouldn't that be fruit missing?

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Better?

collapsed inline media

Edit: It is advised to temporarily turn off dark mode

[–] a14o@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate

[–] JATtho@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Can I have some default juice? I think I glitched the matrix (again) today.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It's the default for a reason.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Love me some default_juice

[–] scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 month ago

Give me more of that default_juice

[–] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Supply and demand. How many default fruits have you seen? They’re rare.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 month ago

Even the default language is in anglo-saxoid

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

The shelf label below says мультифруктовый which means multi-fruit.

[–] Metahodos@ani.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looked it up — for anyone curious, it's a mix of orange, pineapple, apple, peach, kiwi and passion fruit.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

So multivitamin juice?
Seems pretty much like a default_juice.

Though the joke is a bit niche for a general audience

[–] arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Apple, actually. It's a basis for most cheap juices, including the orange one - at least in Russia, where the picture is taken

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Papaya over here. Apples would be too expensive.

[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Obviously the only static bitmap would be the word that has an accent...

[–] paulbg@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

the whole dev team was sent to gulag after this

[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

When the government gives you a free meal