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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 125 points 2 days ago (14 children)

Dude needs to stop playing predatory gacha games.

I don't understand people who WILLINGLY install that shit. They KNOW how they work and are monetized. And unlike gambling at a casino, there's zero chance of you being up money at any point.

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think of them as "Gotcha!" games, cause their point is to trick you.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I think that's where the term gacha comes from. A japanization of the term gotcha.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

No, "gacha" comes from "gashapon," the crank vending machines, and the name is an onomatopoeia. "Gacha" (or "gasha") is the sound of the crank being turned, and "pon" is the sound of the capsule dropping out.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago

For forever I thought that was the correct spelling and the entire point

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Addiction doesn't really care about this kind of logic.

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Exactly. I have been gaming for decades, yet I never played any of these. Only heard of WOW and Apex Legends out of all the names, no idea what the rest are.

It is possible to spend your money and time on games that provide the entertainment you’re looking for, but not exploit you.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

I was going to say YEAH! but then remembered I was addicted to World of Warcraft from 2006 to 2017 and then ~~relapsed~~ started playing again in 2019 after WoW classic came out and every now and then something wriggles in my brain to say you should sign up again, it'll be fun

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[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 78 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You could get a job, work less, and get paid for it...

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[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 52 points 2 days ago

All work and no pay...

[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 47 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I think more masturbation would fix this.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 12 points 21 hours ago

Yeah, only once per day? No wonder he's unhappy.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 day ago

And ditch the gatcha games, and play DOOM 2 mods or lauch a number of Minecraft modpacks through PolyMC

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

yeah, get some xxl woofia dailies in there

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 21 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

I actually do know people who do this. Its pretty crazy to me. Like I game a decent amount, then feel bad that I wasted that time. So I do a bunch of projects and get out of the house to feel better. I guess these people don't have that need, which must be kind of nice!

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Also card carrying ADHD but I believe in this quote (whoever originally said it).

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 17 hours ago

There's still a distinction between enjoying it in the particular moment versus enjoying the entire sum of all the moments, looking back.

In food testing there are different preferences for how much someone enjoys a single bite of something versus enjoying an entire serving of that same thing. So even if someone prefers a sip of Pepsi over Coca Cola, they may nevertheless prefer an entire can of Coke over Pepsi. Same with all sorts of other consumer preferences.

With online activity, there's a lot of stuff out there that is the equivalent of digital junk food, where you may enjoy a specific moment but feel shitty about spending an entire day on those individual moments. The payoff that can come from some of the long term patience can sometimes be more satisfying than an endless stream of instant gratification.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That ia true, and i don't really think of it as a waste. But I have guilt that I always MUST BE DOING SOMETHING

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 10 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Let me introduce you to ADHD

He's a good friend or mine

Tap for spoilerAccording to him...

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 12 hours ago

Time enjoyed is not time wasted. It's a different matter if you play games but don't actually feel like you're enjoying it, though.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe anon should get some better games

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe anon should touch grass

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Someone should shop in the new horse girl gacha game into this greentext.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 12 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Games that require daily participation to make any sort of progress are a non-starter for me. I have other shit that's far more interesting than fake anime tiddies.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It is simultaneously an obnoxious speed bump that slows down my ability to binge when I've got free time and a needy attention drain when I'm absorbed in something else.

Truly the worst of both worlds.

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Game better, nerd

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

What kind of time warp are you in? Just doing WoW dailies took all day and made me realize I was wasting my life.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 7 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

What is that? Never seen that before

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

I don't know I think it's written in canadian though.

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Stop that, you're scaring him!!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago

Wake up

Play Roguetrader

Get bored after 4 hours

Read Ciaphus Cain fanfics

Forget to eat

Jackoff

Pass out

Wakeup and eat expired MRE

Play Hoi4

Go to sleep

This was annoying to write on my phone.

I mean, trans-lesbianism is right there ... OP could be doing all of this, with "just good friends"!!

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