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I played Donkey Kong Country on a Gameboy Colour (I had a SNES but never got the SNES version) and I thought it was one of the best games ever 😭 still remember tryin to get past that mine cart level lol

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I can’t stand most platformers, but particularly older ones. It’s maddening to play within such small visual areas. If I have to consistently guess what’s on the other end of a jump in a game about controlling my jumps, you’ve fucked up completely as a developer. Donkey Kong is awful at letting you know what exists in front of you within a timely manner.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'm glad to see pushback on DKC, like I was about DK64. DKC2 is the only one I really enjoyed, the rest aren't great. Being honest, I think Rare has been overhyped for years.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Konker is a fun concept, but it's honestly a pretty bad game. And I've played it through and through a few times. It feels bad giving any sort of criticism to developers who absolutely pushed the hardware limits of their consoles.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Part of why Conker doesn't feel like a good game to me is that the story feels totally disjointed. The emphasis on shock value overrode everything of value.

[–] tiny_iota@endlesstalk.org 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

thats what made it so great, it poked at every trope it could within its boundaries, which with nintendo was insane.

the great mighty poo! and that sunflower with the bouncies. 12 year old me was astounded even back then nintendo let them get away with it. Even the multiplayer modes where you are nazi teddy bears was insane for its time.

One word:

::: Berri :::

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

which game is this? I never played it. only DK i played was the N64 one and i loved it

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

This is the one right before that on SNES. I think it’s Donkey Kong Country? Let me look it up.

Yep, that’s the one. At the time, the graphics were revolutionary. It’s not a huge surprise it doesn’t look as good on a non CRT, but that’s an unfair retrospective criticism me thinks.

[–] Dvoid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] moakley@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (13 children)

I was a Genesis kid, but I played most of the SNES classics while it was still the 90s.

Donkey Kong Country has always been criminally overrated. Even on a CRT television it was just not that good.

In fact I'll go so far as to say that between the SNES and the N64, Rare made exactly two great games: Goldeneye and Diddy Kong Racing. Everything else was middling.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Banjo kazooie and dk64 were tops, you take that back right now

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'd say those were solid games, but not great.

Rare games just had this style that made everything feel a little off.

Like eating a Subway sandwich. The ham doesn't just taste like ham; it tastes like ham + Subway. The turkey tastes like turkey + Subway. Banjo-Kazooie was the worst about this. It just had so much of this extra "Rare" flavor on top of it.

And like, you don't notice it at first until you try the breakfast sandwich, and when that tastes like egg + Subway, you can't eat there anymore because that's all you can taste.

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