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[–] Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 52 points 2 months ago

My boss once said, in front of all staff that it's proven that more money doesn't make people happy, and I suggested that we swap out paychecks. She laughed, nobody else did.

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd rather cry in a Rolls Royce than at the bus stop

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Really says more about the disdain for western public transportation.

I'll take coach seats on the Shinkansen over the driver's seat of a Ferrari.

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Brother, I think being rolled down the street by a sumo wrestler is a better experience than most public transport around here

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Worse ways to get rolled.

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[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago

Well I'd take the destinations on the Shinkansen for wherever I'm going now...

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

It may not buy happiness, but it sure as hell removes a lot of obstacles to happiness!

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 18 points 2 months ago

It really doesn't. But it does buy a bunch of prerequesites.

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I love this quote from Mr. Robot (paraphrase):

I don't care about money, as long as it's enough to live.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

No, but having enough money buys financial security to do what you want.

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

99% of my problems can be resolved by money. So there's that

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Money, so they say

Is the root of all evil today

But if you ask for a rise

It's no surprise

that they're giving none away

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Money may not buy happiness, but it can buy a jetski, and have you ever seen someone look sad on a jetski?

[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I speak from personal experience. It's impossible to be sad on a (working) jet ski.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What if it's working, but isn't in water so it isn't going anywhere

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

Then you just make the vroom vroom noises and pretend like you're zooming around.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The more money they have, the less happy they are. They’re addicted to making money, to watching the line go up and to the right. They’re addicted to trying to destroy the competition and buy them out, to consolidate more and more and more.

They are right when they say that wealth isn’t the key to happiness. They’re riding the bull and they don’t know how to get off.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

They’re addicted to trying to destroy the competition and buy them out

And that's how they get evil.

[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I feel like if every billionaire in the world donated even 1% of their wealth, the world would be a much better place

update: my bored insomniac arse decided to do a little maths

assuming the bare minimum that each billionate has £1,000,000,000 each, 1% of 1 billion is 10 million. there's 3,028 billionares worldwide so if each of them donated 1% (10,000,000 x 3,028) that'd be a WHOPPING £30,280,000,000 and that's a very conservative estimate

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't this a picture of the guy who owned Pollen, the company that scammed hundreds of millions of pounds from customers and paid for a dream wedding abroad costing millions while bouncing cheques to his staff?

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No this is the youtuber JonTron

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was weird, thanks

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Yup, they do look similar so I see why you got them mixed up

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Reminder! If your utopia relies on everyone giving up their power peacefully, it is bound to fail. :)

[–] UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Better be rich and unhappy than poor and unhappy.

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago