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Newsmax's Greg Kelly: "Maybe Epstein is a patriot, for crying out loud. Maybe he was just doing what he was told, and it had nothing to do with the girls." (www.mediamatters.org)

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[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 hours ago

Does anyone know where the goal posts went? They keep moving around.

[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

"Maybe he did kill himself, after all"

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 3 points 18 minutes ago

The man who LET RICH PEOPLE BUY THE ABILITY TO RAPE TODDLERS is a Hero!

-MAGA!

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

Next on "The Daily Cope"

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

What if the Epstein files are incredibly damaging to Trump so they say they don't exist so that when the democrats release them they can say that they are fake?

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 minutes ago

yeesh.

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