“Zoidberg had hair?”
“I never said he had hair! If you chose to imagine him that way that’s your business!”
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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per the episode with the Hash-Slinging Slasher, when Squid gets spooked his hair grows out and it's a dark brown/black color. obvs the show is pretty inconsistent with its "lore" so it's ultimately whatever, but I think Squids hair in this pic is a wig or was dyed
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Not a wig, it fell out. Could be dyed, which must have made a huge mess since he lives underwater.
the wig coulda just fallen apart, no? just because it poofs away doesn't mean it was his real hair. besides, hair doesn't just do that, but a wig might imo
sun bleached
It's partially funny when the flashback has a picture of the bald guy in the background.
It's so accurate though. My guy friend who went bald in high school had the best head of hair in middle school. Life is so unfair.
Winston Payne energy. (Like Squidward, it's even funnier when the flashback shows them losing that hair in a single traumatic incident.)
Zoe: "I dunno, Captain. There's something I just don't like about him."
Someone that deleted their comment was like: we deserve to go extinct.
Just to reiterate, gringos that do this kind of shit do
You guys have a simple humor. Bet you laugh at farts too.
Yup.
I dont trust people who don't.