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American fires

Canadians: hey we’re gonna help you out!

Canadian fires

Americans: You’re ruining our summer!

Sure would help if they'd committed to Paris or any environmental standards.

And they should deal with their own forest fires. Remember when we sent firefighters there just this year when Trump was going on about 51st state crap? I remember.

Says the country that believes in clean coal

Canadian firefighters were just in the US a few months ago while Drumphkins was flapping his lips about annexation.

Fuck the regime!

Hey congress. Remember how Canada and Mexico routinely send us help when our fires get really bad? Well?... Do you not think we should return the very huge favor?

Mitigate your pollution which is increasing temperatures first, instead of doubling down on Big Oil.

I'm so tired of the US as it currently stands. We need to build 400 nukes, then turn off ALL the supplies we send.

Why doesn’t God Emperor Trump just tariff the smoke?

I just farted and waved it in the general direction of the US. Enjoy.

How about go fuck yourself you useless bunch of fascists.

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We as humans have only ourselves to blame for these wildfires. We're pushing this planet to it's limits and it's only going to keep getting worse.

Hey Republicans, to fix this issue, build a bunch of wind turbine power generators to blow the smoke away.

We have a plan to deal with this.

Step #1 is to let one of the biggest sources of greenhouse gasses destroy itself in a civil war.

We've purposly lit all these fires just to ruin their summer, totally intentional, I swear it.

2 solutions:

1. US resolution to accept global warming as real, with commitment to lower emissions on top of forest management resources in both countries (US wildfires occasionally annoy Canadians)

2. US buys more Canadian Pine lumber.

We have reached a global warming tipping point where forest fires are at such extreme levels for 3 years in a row now, that fires offset global natural carbon capture from trees, which is about 1/4 of human emissions. Some of the arson, has been motivated by climate disinformation as "attempts to prove global warming is false by arson". Global warming's impact on forest fires is not more ignition. It is faster/wider spread of fires.

If everyone in Canada were employed as an "arson preventer", they could patrol 10 hectares of forest each.

Clean up all the C8 and other PFA's yall polluted the world with

“We write to you today on behalf of our constituents who have had to deal with suffocating Canadian wildfire smoke filling the air,” reads the letter signed by Republican House representatives Brad Finstad, Pete Stauber, Michelle Fischbach and Tom Emmer of Minnesota, along with Tom Tiffany and Glenn Grothman of Wisconsin.

republiQans all, as if it was a question.

So,how about trying to come up with solutions rather than loudly whining about everything?

Yah. Nah, fuck them.

Fuck it, start a controlled burn at the border when the wind is out of the North.

We are going to teach the Canadians to stop being such kind people. muhahahah.

Maybe the US could behave like climate change exists and actually do something about it?

Or nah.

Enjoy the wildfire smoke dumbasses.

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I agree with most people here, lets fix climate change instead of doing controlled burns and forest management. Wildfires arent a natural part of the ecosystem, and before big oil began supplying my SUV and my flights to Tofino with energy they never occurred.

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