Anon is a shitty driver
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2025
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Anon is a squirrel
Except for the driving part but it's all relative
Pretty sure most squirrels are also terrible drivers.
That's also what I read from that.
Survivorship bias gonna' bite him in the ass HARD.
Unless it doesn't. I've met some cocky 90 year olds
Every single person who ever lived could use this logic and they'd never see it disproven.
If you almost get into an accident, you have encountered a bad driver.
If you get into an accident almost every time, you are the bad driver.
Anon needs to post dashcam footage
Immortal means you can’t die, or alternatively you can’t die of natural causes. It doesn’t mean you avoid accidents.
Anon discovers quantum immortality, blows through alternate selves faster than Jet Li.
Bought a crazy eScooter last year, literally backflipping me on zero start if I don't set the take off power to below 10%. Have at least one brush with severe injury every time I go for a joyride. Nearly died a couple of times, had a accident that put me on crutches for two weeks last autumn.
So, what's your hobby?
Given enough time on the planet eventually he'll gain so much power that he will be able to spell.
fake: anon is just a shitty driver
gay: anon is bragging in hopes to score with other anons