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[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 161 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

This is easily explained.

Donald Trump has dementia.

[–] Regna@lemmy.world 53 points 17 hours ago

And even before that, he was dumb and easily used. Just easier to use now:

[–] timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works 49 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

But media won't harp on this like Biden. Otherwise we'd have a million articles by now.

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 34 points 15 hours ago

Mainstream media has a fuckton of culpability here.

[–] Badabinski@kbin.earth 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

No, it's syphilitic brain damage.

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

One doesn't exclude the other.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 3 points 1 hour ago

Not true, not true. Very sharp, Tim Apple called him smart. Fake news

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 108 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

When do we start using Gatorade on the crops?

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 29 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

ahem Brawndo? Idiot doesn't even know it's got electrolytes...

[–] SW42@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

It’s what plants crave !

[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 8 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

It’s scares me that some of you don’t get this ~~joke~~ reference

[–] AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 6 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Where's the grift in that? It's gonna be raw sewage and industrial waste.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 42 points 16 hours ago

Because it's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 13 points 16 hours ago

It'll be Trumpade

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

RFK's worm doing some serious work on upping that foodborne pathogens game...

Edit: Missed a letter and link

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

When all the nefarious people encouraging this abuse die off.

You'll notice that they don't exist in the future world of Idiocracy. That's because it's a fictional world, with a very basic premise only vaguely related to reality.

The problem isn't that people are dumb, it's that the people in power want to keep people dumb. Without that, it's not like we'll continue to devolve into helpless infantile people with no ability to think for ourselves.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Without that, it’s not like we’ll continue to devolve into helpless infantile people with no ability to think for ourselves.

ChatGPT enters the chat

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Yeah, totally not engineered by people who profit off people getting dumber...

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 92 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Has Mr. Japan met Tim Apple?

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 4 points 13 hours ago

Mr. Japannibal Lector

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 27 points 17 hours ago

We're like a department store to shop in the United States, and you'll pay a 25% tariff

That's not how any of that works.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 26 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 22 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm not a fan of the headline.

Peanut butter is useful.

[–] Siresly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

A mind as sharp as a sharpie.

[–] Get_Off_My_WLAN@fedia.io 7 points 15 hours ago

Sharpie enough to control hurricanes.

[–] Eldritch@piefed.social 3 points 12 hours ago

A mind like a bowling ball. Blunt, smooth, and significantly dense for it's relatively small size.

[–] rxbudian@lemmy.ca 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder what he's thinking when he says "Ms. Universe"

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 20 points 13 hours ago

Probably thinking about what she looked like in her early teens.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Mr. Japan sounds like a really awesomely shitty knockoff super hero.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Still way better than what USA has right now ....

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

Thanks Mr. Orange man!

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 6 points 14 hours ago

The two people in charge of the US government---Beavis and Butthead---sure are some queer fellas.

[–] wulrus@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That does make sense. Smartest thing he has said so far.

We already have "Miss Germany" etc. Why did we not think of using that term for the respective leader?

[–] arin@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Senile leader

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

When I grow up, EVERYBODY will call ME "MR. AMERICA". They will GIVE ME "NOBEL" PEACE prizes and hold MILITARY PARADES on MY BIRTHDAY. I will be "PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES". They will LOVE ME and APPRECIATE ME.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Well I'm gonna get a THREE BELL prize! Take that!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

Ask the magic EIGHT BELL.

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Put my dick in your mouth, Donnie. It’ll block you from saying stupid shit.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

I get the sentiment, but still....

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