The boomer equivalent of buying half naked anime figurines.
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You should sneak in some bikini tops on them.
If they're proper mermaid tops they can be expensive though. You'll have to really shell out for them.
Is this his house?
I hate everything about this house and this picture.
Starting with why the fuck would have a driveway that big for a house that size? You’d expect it on a house 5x that size.
drifting track
Oh that building ? That's just the toilet
I hate columns like that. Everything else is kind of a (bad) choice, but those columns are just objectively wrong because masonry doesn't work like that.
I like that the lions don't quite fit on the gateposts.
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That’s the tackiest thing I’ve seen for a minute.
The dad has the same taste as Donald Trump. Look at those couches. I bet they have a gold toilet.
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Does your dad do lines of coke and run a casino?
Mammals are fish, and mermaids are mammals. That is why they have both fish tails and boobs.
Also, it is hilarious that sexualized nudity is fine when it is furniture and art, but some sexy pics of a random person doing the same pose is smut.
All mammals are fish.
Does your dad do talk therapy for mob bosses in this room?
You really nailed it here. That’s is really funny. Like Dr. Melphi.
I think the table looks fine? Good even.
The thing I have a problem with is that sofa. I think anything to sit on should be comfortable. And these look anything but. My girlfriend wanted similar ones and I fought her tooth and nails to get something to sit and lay on without my back pain worsening.
That's a looking-at sofa, not a sitting sofa. If you're rich enough you get to buy god-awful tacky furniture you'll never use.
Too deep to sit on but perfect to fuck on
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Were they having a garage sale at Versailles?
It really ties the rest of the furniture together.
Which casino does your dad own?
Boobies
Hooray!
Does your dad sell timeshares?
Shit.
Is this how I find out I'm old?
I always found it impossible to imagine ever owning anything as ornate as the furnishings my grandaprents have.
Now I see the appeal.
Nice tits
It goes with the couch.
Your dad has impeccable taste.
Goes well with the rest of the room. Would be a shame there weren't more sea related items in the room, though. Gotta commit to the theme besides the sexy sirens.
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Am I the only one that's disappointed the glass top is supported by their elbows?
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Their poor backs.
I would definitely, 100%, fall through that or knock it over by putting my feet up.
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I guess elbows off the table isn't a thing in your house.
That whole room is horrifying. Is your dad a sea witch?
Where did they get implants? Ocean plastic salvaging?
Your dad has great taste
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