"Start a business" almost certainly means "Buy into an MLM scam."
this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025
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Don't forget the standard "Use Mommy and Daddies money to buy an existing small business." Then run it into the ground.
"It's not an MLM when you are at the top"
Selling Scentsy
Please Lord, let this be deranged fetish content rather than whatever the alternative would be. 🙏😔
Hustle culture is a deranged fetish.
True actually
...who took the picture? 🧐
That poor intern
what a shit job 😔
That poo intern?
This employee is such a toilet, they are constantly spouting shit.
There is a time and a place where it is appropriate to post pictures of yourself using the head. It’s called niche pornography on OnlyFans or PornHub, not LinkedIn.
You know? At my workplace colleagues love talking about the building urinals. Some claim to have been able to make eye contact with people at their desks while refreshing themselves. Maybe that fetish belongs in LinkedIn?
OF doesn't allow that anymore.
This is how you get hemorrhoids.
This how you discover you already got them.
Also how everyone on the Teams call discovers you've got them.
Sets the tripod.
Checks the lightning isn't too good.
Sets the timer.
Fails the first photo bcs pants, laptop, and positioning took too long.
Sets the timer again, this time by waddling to the phone.
"Omg, no, why would you take that picture, don't you see I'm grinding!! You don't get it, we are not the same."
Makes a LinkedIn post.
Adds a shitty pun about shit.
Can't tell if real or not
Its got to be top tier satire.
pooping photo
just keep pushing through. (No pun intended)
Classy all around. Hope she's on a Teams call with her camera and microphone on and making all of her employees incredibly uncomfortable.
Let's be real "starting a business" probably means she sells essential oils in an MLM
Replace "employees" with "downline" then
This advice is crap
All this is probably how she justifies paying her employees below a living wage and resourcing her materials from slave labor. And looking at this dumb persons surroundings. I'd be shocked if she actually worked more than 200 days a year.
Honestly. No one should have to work more than 200 days a year. Reality is unfortunately different in a lot of places. But working more is usually not good for your health.
Oh agree. I'm just over individuals who clearly have tons of luxury compared to 95% of humanity act like their lives are hard and they deserve to pay people less.
Looking at this picture still makes me horny. I mean wistful! It makes me wistful!
She definitely has shit particles all over that laptop.
Revoke the account for posting gross content.