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[–] Mio@feddit.nu 2 points 2 days ago

I would make sure the family car accident don't happen that year in October. Next thing would be to grow up and actually try to fix the climate problem so we reach the goal of 0 degree higher temperature on average. Imagine having 30 extra years to spare for this task. Telling how much damage it already have done and we have enough evidence that it is critical to start doing it now.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Use up my turns in Tradewars 2002 on my local BBS and some other door games.

[–] Lootboblin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Open tv’s teletext page 245 (now 235) to see latest NHL results from last night.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Watch the infomercials until something remotely interesting starts.

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

“ffffuuuckk now I can’t get easy pron!!!!!!”

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Drink a glass of chocolate milk, fool around until school time, which began in the afternoon

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Turn off the alarm clock

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Press the snooze button and go back to sleep.

[–] rozodru@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

depends on what day of the week it is. if it's a weekday then I turn on the TV and watch like Power Rangers or whatever was on during Fox Kids Mornings. Or if i'm in my bedroom where I didn't have cable then bleh had to watch Global (Canada) and it was carebears or inspector gadget or something in the mornings. OR just put on the Genesis/SNES.

If it's Saturday then I'm up early to go to the basement to watch cartoons all morning.

it was way better back then.

[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 23 hours ago

Probably play some Crash Bandicoot, or go to my nine o clock lecture.

[–] Doolbs@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

AOl, or the BBS's that I was a member of.

[–] Maeve@midwest.social 2 points 20 hours ago

Use the bathroom.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Back to usenet.

[–] Antaeus@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Make coffee?

[–] LitTheFox0@pawb.social 2 points 15 hours ago

Playing DOOM with the friend

[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Turn the TV on.

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 1 points 23 hours ago

Have a long and frustrating wank to Cosmopolitan because I'm a teenager and haven't figured out I can just walk into a newsagent and buy a copy of Penthouse.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 21 hours ago

Listen to my mixtape, duh.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Play with hot wheels and Transformers. Maybe take the afternoon and fold an entire ream of paper into airplanes, one design only, looking for small improvements on every crease, corner and pleat to create the perfect expression of that design.

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