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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 205 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

[–] Maybelline@lemm.ee 29 points 21 hours ago

Got me. I loled.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 161 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (12 children)

That's... too bad? Anyway, I'm making nachos for dinner.


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[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 41 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah the plastic surgeons are heart broken. Anyways, what kind of nachos? I like to get the scoops and make little nacho cups.

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'm using Doritos but a scoops is a killer idea. I have to try that.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I've taken to eating sour cream and onion ruffles with spicy bean dip lately. Not exactly nachos, but the flavor profile is pretty nice

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[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 24 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Have some tacos, too. 🌮

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 18 points 21 hours ago

Always TACO, my friend.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 11 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Love the edit with photo. It’s nice to know we can trust something online, even if it’s only that !MagicShel@lemmy.zip actually delivered the nachos.

e: missed a word

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Cornmeal-breaded fried chicken thighs for me

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 6 points 21 hours ago

That looks fantastic!

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 10 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Magic Nachos

Prep time: ~15 minutes

  1. Brown some ground beef
  2. Add taco seasoning (per instructions) and 1/4 cup of water. Simmer for 5 minutes or so.
  3. Arrange Doritos attractively on plate
  4. Sprinkle with taco meat
  5. Top with your choice of: diced tomatoes, black beans, diced onions, jalapeños
  6. Sprinkle with a generous layer of shredded Mexican 4 cheese mix.
  7. Microwave for 90 seconds.
  8. Put in face hole.

Oh I forgot the lengthy story of how my grandma used to make these nachos when her terrible neighbor who used to shoot dogs got sent to the hospital. You'll just have to make a family tradition of your own!

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 10 points 13 hours ago

Recipe for nachos:

Pile up chips, other stuff from around the house, and cheese, in that order.

Hot until cheese looks yum.

Apply: Red and hopefully spicy, green, or white toppings.

Scarf.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 7 points 21 hours ago

Yum! This looks so good!

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[–] NotForYourStereo@lemmy.world 67 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I wish her a very pleasant cease to live.

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago

That’s generous!

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago

I hope it’s not pleasant

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 62 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Related?

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/17/us/padilla-arrest-noem.html

Senate Democrats Want Noem to Testify After Senator Is Pushed and Handcuffed

Democrats asked the homeland security secretary to testify about Senator Alex Padilla’s removal from a news conference and Trump’s immigration enforcement.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 24 points 20 hours ago

She’s a conservative drama queen. She couldn’t be upstaged like that.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 52 points 21 hours ago

Oh no. I hope it’s something serious.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 49 points 20 hours ago
[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 36 points 21 hours ago (4 children)
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 26 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

What's she allergic to so we can be sure to deliver it to her in huge quantities?

[–] Zier@fedia.io 37 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Truth, honesty, compassion.

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[–] lupusblackfur@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago

Hopefully she's developed an allergy to Botox...

That'll affect her for a looooooong time.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

The Constitution.

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Probably just injected a little too much Botox.

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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 13 points 10 hours ago

What triggered the allergy? Was she exposed to ordinary humn decency?

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[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 32 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Hazmat teams are on sight due to the silicone leak in her face.

[–] lupusblackfur@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

Eh...

Silicone... Botox... Caulk... Whatever... 🤷‍♂️

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 24 points 13 hours ago

I will bet you all $5 in gringo money that she had a split-second moment of clarity about how she is absolutely going to hell when she shuffles off this mortal coil, had a panic attack, and just needs a way to blame immigrants for it once she regained her normal line of corrupt and abhorrent thought.

[–] j0ester@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I was hoping it was a puppy attacking her.

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[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Hopefully for her, she's not treated by doctors and nurses that like dogs.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 7 points 21 hours ago

Hopefully for the rest of us though…

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago

I hope it's gravely serious.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

Just trying to keep her away from dogs

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 10 points 21 hours ago

They should have left her where they found her

[–] yournamehere@lemm.ee 10 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

shall RFK bring some essential oils and sacrifice a goat.

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[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

ain't no peanut strong enough

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Shame they don't mention what she is allergic to.

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[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 9 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

1 Month Later

Welcome to the White House, Secretary Loomer

🤮

[–] JTskulk@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

She is alert and recovering,” said DHS spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin.

This administration lies about everything so hopefully this is not to be believed.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 8 points 21 hours ago

Damn, that's crazy. Hope it was a dog bite lmao

[–] don@lemm.ee 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

^bummer^ So I just discovered the VINWiki car channel on the tube, gotta say their stories are pretty good. One was about a dude who bought a smuggler’s truck. Not a bad channel at all.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 5 points 21 hours ago

I was hoping for some good news today

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