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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Bummer. I was hoping to ask whether there was a honey flavor or more of a floral sugar flavor. Apparently it's a quick death.

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago
[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

to bee and not to be.

[–] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Sounds like assassination.

(Based on nothing)

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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The question is, are well do bees adjust in Florida? Like, around a golf course let's say?

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[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

My billionaire stepped on a bee

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago
[–] Aetherion@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

And now? Who is gering the money?

[–] Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Dumb ways to die, dumb ways to diiiiieeee...

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago

That's hilarious.

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