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Now cough.
"Miss Frizzle said she'd be in there SOMEwhere..."
The team building games are getting too intense for me.
"Can you read the numbers in the first line?"
This is why I got my ribs removed
So that's were that weird smell is coming from.
the sound and the fury
Worse eye wash station ever
When you stare into a piss, it stares back into you
The Jizz-o-scope in use
Pain.
Yes.
Yup, that's 6" alright. Well, I check it again in a year. If I can't see you pee, then it's more than 6".
"Hmm, yes, your pee is indeed stored in your balls."
Also, why does the tip of the penis look like the mouth of a Graboid from Tremors?
Uncircumcised
Hard to change the channel on this tv
Record scratch. “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here”
Where’s Wally: The Movie
Get a medical degree they said. It will be fun they said.
Capturing a retrograde ejaculation on film is a rite of passage for many medical videographers. The urethra is plugged up by the camera leaving nowhere for ejaculate to go but into the bladder. The prostate is simulated until orgasm. Once the filming is complete, the subject should be given a light snack and released back into the wild.
Call Werner Herzog
Somebody please make this porn
Please...no
I'm gonna put two jars down, one that says DO and one that says DON'T, y'all can vote with dollar bills
"OUCH"
Cystoscopy
Bro I love Cryptopsy, their album None So Vile slays!
Phobophile rules.
True
TIL. Seems to be a rigid scope, so:
Rigid cystoscope: These cystoscopes don’t bend. Your provider may pass instruments through the tube to perform biopsies or remove tumors. This cystoscope is usually only used with sedation or general anesthesia.
Doesn't explain the other hand though.
No, it doesn't. The surgeons I work with don't do prostate manipulation when they insert the scopes, but my guess is that it's a way to straighten out the urethra to assist with scope insertion in awake or lightly sedated patients (with local anaesthesia).
When you say “straighten out the urethra”, is that professional medical-speak for “fingerblast his p spot to get him hard”?
I assume you were making a joke, but just in case you weren't, it is not.
It was at least half joking, but I am genuinely curious how the finger in his ass would straighten the urethra. Is it the internal part of the urethra that needs straightening, and if so, can you really just push it around from the anus like that?
The part of the urethra that passes through the prostate is usually bent. As I said, I'm only guessing, but I think by angling the penis down and pushing the prostate forward from behind, it should make it less of a sharp angle for the scope to pass through, therefore reducing pain and risk of urethral injury.
ded
Tickle ding dong pickle
Why should you stop the hot chick at crystals and astrology? This is where you end up and you may not like it when she takes you there.
For the last time Bob, this is not how you use a bow and arrow.
"Dr. I.C. Weiner"
I will sit right down, waiting for the gift of sounding and vision.
I C U P
Cockeyed
What I had done last year.
First date ideas
Hey, my eyes are up here.
"Your dick sounds pretty good to me."
Seeing a sound
gonna feel weird on a bent dick
From experience I can say that it feels weird with a normal one too.