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[–] KindaABigDyl@programming.dev 164 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Having bunch of plugins built-in is not any better than having a bunch of plugins

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 73 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I would argue it's worse. You can't choose the things that are actually beneficial to you and how you work.

[–] arty@feddit.org 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can, they are not built in but bundled

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's just built in with extra steps.

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[–] kungen@feddit.nu 14 points 2 days ago

Security-wise, yeah? IIRC Microsoft is very nonchalant with checking that there's nothing malicious in the plugins on their marketplace.

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[–] SW42@lemmy.world 114 points 2 days ago (4 children)

You guys use editors? Real programmers only need a mechanical hard drive, a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago

or: C-x M-c M-butterfly

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago

You're allowed to hand wire breadboards with transistors and switches and capacitors and LEDs.... You're allowed to get shit done

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 93 points 3 days ago

describing IntelliJ as "good".

Shots fired back. 😈

[–] pixxelkick@lemmy.world 78 points 3 days ago (1 children)

quietly scoots his entire github repo for his neovim configuration and 200+ plugins behind his back

Haha yeah totally

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What on earth do you need/use 200+ plugins for? Can you name a tenth of the uses off-hand? 😅

[–] pixxelkick@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (9 children)

A lot of them are dependencies of other plugins.

Stuff like icons support, and every little feature. Neovim is extremely minimalist to start, so you need plugins just to get something as simple as a scrollbar lol

Things like git status of files and file lines, all your LSPs, syntax highlighting (for each language you work with), file explorer, you name it, there's a lot.

But what's nice about nvim is for any of these given features, there's numerous options to pick from. Theres probably a dozen options to choose from for what kind of scrollbar you want in your editor, as an example.

So you end up with a huge amount of plugins in the end, for all your custom stuff you have configured.

You have to setup yourself (though theres a lot of very solid copy pasteable recipes for each feature):

  • Scrollbar
  • Tabs(if you want em)
  • bookmarking
  • every LSP
  • treesitter
  • navigation (possibly multiple of them, I use both a file tree, telescope, and harpoon)
  • file history stuff
  • git integrations, including integrating it with the numerous other plugins you use (many of them can integrate with git for stuff like status icons)
  • Code commenting/uncommenting
  • Code comment tags (IE TODO/BUG/HACK/etc)
  • your package manager is also a package (I like lazy for wicked fast open speeds, neovim opens in under 1s for me)
  • hotkey management (I like to use which-key)
  • prose plugins (lots of great options here too, I use nvim for more than just coding!)
  • neorg, so I can use nvim for taking notes, scheduling stuff, etc too
  • debugger via nvim-dap
  • debugger UI via nvim-dap-ui
  • lualine, which is a popular statusline plugin people like to have at the bottom of their IDE for general file info
  • new-file-template which lets me create templates for new files by extension (IE when I make a .cs file and start editting it, I can pick from numerous templates I've made to start from, same for .ts, .lua, etc etc)
  • git conflict, which can detect and work with detected git merge conflict sections in any type of file and give me hotkeys to do stuff like pick A / B / Both / Neither, that sorta stuff

The list goes on and on haha

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[–] F04118F@feddit.nl 64 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (7 children)

Plugins on a universal open source IDE are a better system than specialised proprietary IDEs (that also share "core" code but it's not open source).

Fight me.

Fair warning though: I know these

/weakSpot
:g/your confidence/d
:x

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (22 children)

Lol wow, intelliJ? Shit's slow as fuck

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

You prefer to focus on its other shortcomings?

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 53 points 2 days ago (5 children)

IntelliJ? That's on you for using Java

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[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (13 children)

NGL I'd use jetbrainz products more if they weren't that pricey and more portable

[–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Most of their IDEs you can use for free for non-commercial purposes and even if you need to buy them; when you compare software development to any other profession our tools are incredibly cheap. You can get all the Jetbrains IDEs for less than 300€. Compare that to a HDL simulator or a 3D CAD application like Autodesk. These easily cost several thousand euros each year.

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Autocad costs that much because Autodesk behaves anti-competitively and has locked firms into their proprietary tooling / file formats / training and the firms have no choice but to keep paying them.

Their predatory behaviour towards the engineering industry is literally why I taught myself programming and switched to software development.

They are a prime example of why you shouldn't build your company around closed source proprietary software, but open source software that can be forked or self hosted in a worst case scenario.

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[–] drathvedro@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Arent they like $100/yr a pop? Thats less than what adobe charges for photoshop.

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 13 points 3 days ago

And they get cheaper the longer you hold the license

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[–] sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 23 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Switched to Zed recently, after finding out it's basically flawless on Linux now (it was pretty bad initially) and after about 20 minutes uninstalled vscodium for good.
It's a very solid editor and one less electron thing on my system.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I like Zed as a concept. Rapid af, vim bindings built in, lean stuff.

But I just can't go back to vim after enjoying helix bindings. They're too good.

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Oh, cool. I didn't know about this one.

Trying Zed now on the eternal quest of eventually replacing emacs...

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[–] scheep@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

vscode is actually a pretty decent code editor for my needs. I use VSCodium which is basically the same thing except lacking support for a few proprietary extensions (most notably the Microsoft C/C++ extension, so I use clangd instead which for some reason was way easier to set up with copr repo on fedora than either on windows or with flathub on fedora...)

[–] Meltdown@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe I just have a shitty computer, but I feel like as good as intelliJ is, it's very slow compared to VScode. And fuck me if I'm trying to do anything in Android Studio.

[–] glorptex@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is slower. It's a fully fledged IDE, VSCode is not so it will always be way faster, but that's again this meme, JetBrains IDE's are super powerful so I guess you can say what it lacks in speed it got in power. It's also written in Java so it's memory heavy, but it is what it is.

I use both and I enjoy both. I would never however use JetBrains to open and edit a single file, its way to slow for that.

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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Yes, I’d rather have 35 different IDEs for every task I need to do. Much better than One To Rule Them All.

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[–] enumerator4829@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

VSCode is just Emacs with a weirder Lisp. (/s)

(You can tear my Emacs from my cold dead hands)

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Being plugin based avoids bloat (doesn’t matter for code-oss because it’s electron)

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago (9 children)

It also plays into their goal to make VS Code seem open source while being the opposite! A lot of the functionality is in the marketplace but non Microsoft products aren't legally allowed to use it and you're not allowed to distribute builds of the plugins.

Use VS Codium instead.

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[–] lemonskate@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Reporting in! 🫡

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

If you're working on a large project/product then sure, but VS Code is just so damn good, it's so much fucking faster than IntelliJ, has so many more options and is typically just more intuitive to me. Whenever I can I typically use it.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Lol "as good as intellij" what the actual fuck.

I cannot imagine how much worse you'd have to make vscode to make it as shit as intellij is. And even vscode is pretty shit.

Kotlin would be a great language if it wasn't hampered by that IDE.

[–] Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago

neovim users spending 3 days rewriting old unmaintained extension for telescope

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[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Recently switched to a new contract, which resulted in me switching from IDEA Ultimate to vscode. This picture is terribly accurate.

In intellij I usually do code reviews by checking out the code and comparing the branch to origin/main to step through the changes. Just a right click menu option to compare branches.

I took for granted that this is just a thing IDEs should do, so I looked in vain for a while before googling it and finding out I need a plugin for that. (If I'm wrong please help me find the button, I still believe it must be in there somewhere. Surely the owners of GitHub can compare branches?)

[–] owsei@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago

I don't use VSCode, so I may be wrong, but I think it has version control integration out of the box (maybe just for git), an with it you can review merges and stuff

I'll try this today and comeback here

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[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Meanwhile IntelliJ: let's copycat VSCodium UI

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