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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Princess Bride. Keep Fred Savage, but as an adult.

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[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Eraserhead. Keep the baby.

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Memento, with any of Guy Pearce, Joe Pantoliano or Carrie-Anne Moss. All would be good

The Matrix, with either Lawrence Fishburn or Joe Pantoliano (again lol)

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[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 7 points 4 days ago

Blue Velvet. Keep Isabella Rossellini. Maybe that’s too dark.

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Holy Mountain

Keep Jodorowsky.

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[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fifth Element - Bruce Willis

The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.

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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Resevoir Dogs

Kirk Baltz.

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[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

Tim Curry

Legend

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Shaun of the Dead - Bill Nighy

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

Tropic Thunder - Tom Cruise

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

The Exorcist

Linda Blair

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Big Lebowski, Jeff Bridges obviously.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Star Trek VII, Marina Sirtis.

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[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fight Club. Edward Norton. Tyler is Kermit and the end is "Jack" realizing Tyler is just a hand puppet that he controls.

[–] ngdev@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago (4 children)

The matrix, neo is the non muppet.

Alternatively, everyone is a human except for neo who is miss piggy

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 days ago

Doom, Dwayne Johnson

[–] MarciaLynnDorsett@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

die hard

alan rickman

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Hellboy - Ron Perlman

Total Recall - Arnold Schwarzenegger

[–] NihilisticOptimist@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Departed, Leonardo DiCaprio

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[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago

Home alone, Kevin

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Midsommar. Florence Pugh.

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[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Terminator. Arnold.

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[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Toy Story

Andy

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Shawshank Redemption. Morgan Freeman

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Iron man, the only human is happy the driver.
All adam sandler movies and adam sandler is the only human (I believe it would just amplify his movies)

[–] jpeps@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.

[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Star wars and Yoda

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[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 6 points 4 days ago

Jurassic Park, the velociraptor

[–] grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Titanic.

Kate Winslet stays human.

Tap for spoiler

Jack, the muppet, dies in the end.

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[–] DizzoMyNizzo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

The Dark Knight: Gary Oldman.

The Thing: Kurt Russell

{My girl says} John Wick: Keanu kills Muppets

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

12 Angry Men.

Henry Fonda was a funny guy, and I think he'd have had a ball playing it straight.

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