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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Titanic.

Kate Winslet stays human.

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Jack, the muppet, dies in the end.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't think a muppet would make a very satisfying noise bouncing off a propeller.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Oh but think again. think about how funny it would be to watch this version of Titanic after having seen the original. You get to that scene, the one we all know, and as he starts falling and screaming all Muppet-y, there's a super soft foley noise of felt hitting a metal pipe that they've boosted the volume on slightly while, at the same time, dropping the volume of everything else in the scene. Everything just goes quiet for a single second as there's a soft pfft and then the chaos starts again. Ideally with everyone in the water stopping thrashing and watching the muppet fall.

Bonus points if they just shove the puppeteer off the edge too.