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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I do the same with garlic. Usually two or three times of what the recipe says.

There is not a single reason in the world not to do so.

[–] LadyButterfly@lazysoci.al 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do that! Recipes say "add one clove of garlic" I do at least 5. I swear recipes are written by vampires

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I do the same because I love garlic too .... unfortunately, this past winter, I discovered there is an upper limit to this 'one neat trick' ..... an entire head of raw garlic on a piece of toast is enough to wish you could physically remove your colon from own body for a few hours.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My condolences to your digestive tract...

[–] DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] gid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago
[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Raw garlic can overpower a dish. It's a lot harder to do with cooked garlic, though (unless you burn it, at which point it's not very pleasant in large quantities).

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is impossible to have enough onion.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m always a bit sad when I caramelize a huge pan of onions for an hour and end up with a couple spoonfuls.

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least you did it correctly!

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[–] HexPat@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

No recipe should ever have only 1 clove of garlic. Unless it’s a recipe for 1 clove of garlic and even then you should at least double it.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 9 points 1 week ago

There's actually a better way to get more garlic flavor into your dishes without adding more. The secret is to add the garlic at the last possible moment in the cooking process to reduce the garlic oxidation. The more it oxidizes the less flavor it has. It oxidizes the second you break the cell walls so waiting until the end of possible helps retain the flavor and make it more potent!

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also make sure you are adding your garlic later in the cooking cycle. Too early and the flavor will evaporate.

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[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

I've almost managed it with garlic, but that was an "I wonder what'll happen if I use 3 bulbs instead of 3 cloves" kinda moment

It was still phenomenal, it just had some remarkable... Staying power

[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think the rule of thumb is to at a minimum double whatever the recipe asks for

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Yes, and also remember when a recipe says cloves, it really means bulbs.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I realized how much I love adding garlic to soups, so I figured I might aswell try making a soup almost entirely from garlics. It was amazing.

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[–] Auntievenim@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

More propaganda from big cheese smh

[–] threeduck@aussie.zone 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Climate Town just released a video about exactly this, how the dairy industry is colluding with the US government to offload cheese onto the American public.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Yo I watched this last night and this post leads me to believe I just live in the matrix…

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[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I will always remember the moment when I realized all the "Got Milk?" posters in my elementary and middle school cafeterias were industry propaganda.

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[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I might be an outlier here, but I absolutely think there is such a thing as too much cheese. My partner and I have regular disagreements about how much should be put on a pizza when we're making one at home.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Adding too much cheese can keep the the middle of the pizza from cooking properly, just like too much sauce or too many large chunks of vegetables with high water content. It takes a LOT of cheese to reach that point, but it is very possible when combined with the large chunks of vegetables.

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Recipe: Add 1/4 cup of cheese.
Me: Adding 1 cup of cheese got it.

[–] Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

One 4 cups of cheese, got it.

[–] lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My cardiologist disagrees.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

nah, refined carbs are the real enemy

[–] Satellaview@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, there is DEFINITELY a point where too much cheese becomes a mistake. Somewhere around 400%, I think. I felt sick for days…

[–] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] piconaut@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago

I just watched the climate town video yesterday and that was a hell of a journey. I didn't realize how pervasive milk was in America, and it's not by choice

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[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

It's a curse. All my pasta dishes join the Mac and cheese family.

[–] Googledotcom@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Cheese is something that has grown on me in recent years

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[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

I'm only half white but I still love me some cheddar

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[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

As someone that had to stop themselves from eating an entire tub of jalapeno pimento cheese with cheddar cheese Doritos earlier today, I can confirm.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 6 points 1 week ago

Who needs the leftover quarter bag of shredded cheese anyway.

I do the same with anything that comes in a can. I'm not going to use a tenth of a tomato paste tomorrow. It goes in today.

Good recipes take that into account.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

This was my motto for life, but now I'm lactose intolerant. Life is less... cheesy now :(

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lactaid was a miracle worker for me. I wasn't super intolerant. Milk was OK but cheese and ice cream would fuck me up. I have since... Grown out of it I guess? Pretty much everything is fine but a full slice of cheesecake might have me dying 20 minutes later.

Either way, eating cheese is worth risking intense gas pain and explosive shits.

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I added too much to a queso sauce once and then it hardened into a gooey block

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But then you just have a block of cheese, which you can eat

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