Good that they provided both the Emperor penguin and human penguin for scale.
A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
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This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
Good that they provided both the Emperor penguin and human penguin for scale.
Wenk wenk wenk!
I want one! Gimme!
Strong lovecraftian vibes here.
Yeah, somebody didn't read their At the Mountains of Madness.
Based on that description, that dude on the left is a tall fella.
1m90ish is 7cm taller than the average Dutch male.
Including large boots, hat, and hood. And also fairly tall.
Trump would say it was him but he was even bigger than mega penguin and more handsome. Also love how guy is out there in his timbs
mega penguin
MAGA penguin
Make Antarctica Great Again
🤣
Still can't fly, pathetic
I mean, can you?
No, but I'm not a bird 😎
Are you sure?
I can go on a plane, the fact that they cant is a certified skill issue :3
They can sabotage helicopters when Mango Mussolini levies tariffs on them, it's a start.
"They'll expect to find one of us in the wreckage, brother!"
They can also go in a plane, so it's not really a skill issue. They might not be allowed on board, but that's an issue of discrimination, not skill.
The real skill issue is how much better they can swim compared to you, or really any human.
Ok but was it a true penguin, or a false penguin like all the extant species today?
All modern penguins are pseudo-penguins.
Penguins are the Linux mascot.
sudo
sounds like "pseudo" (unless you are one of those people who pronounces it Sue-dew or sud-Oh, in which case, I don't like you).
Sudo penguin. Heh.
Waluigi's fursona.
I was planning to, but work has been hell today. I’ve barely had any time to shitpost.
I bet it tasted so good. Like pork or something
Most seabirds taste like oily fish but with the texture of chicken.
Hot damn, fry that bad boy up and give me some tartar sauce
That sounds perfect tbh. I love fish flavour but mostly don't like the texture.
I was really sad to learn this, penguins look tasty.
the human urge to eat literally anything except plants
Is this the healthy eating lemmy??? Mind your business soyboy
Another one for you. there are no extant true penguins. What we see now are covergently evolved flightless birds. True penguins went extinct.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_auk
The great auk (Pinguinus impennis), also known as the penguin or garefowl, is an extinct species of flightless alcid that first appeared around 400,000 years ago and became extinct in the mid-19th century. It was the only modern species in the genus Pinguinus. It was not closely related to the penguins of the Southern Hemisphere, which were named for their resemblance to this species.
rest impennis
I could take him
The girl will still date him over meeting you in the woods.
Of course, he is 6'7 after all.
But her dress is actually blue.
Well now I want to talk to you about an extinct species of hairy-ass elephants. And they had hair all over, not just on their ass!
Fun fact, they were bald everywhere else.
I want this as my next album cover.
Megapenguin Grandpa: Kids, did I ever tell you about when the Gigapenguins overthrew the Terapenguins?
Megafauna is (are?) dope