2, 6, 9
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I need a buzzfeed quiz to determine this
- Just 9.
5 and 9 pretty op compared to others so most people will choose that. From the others i guess and extra 5cm never hurts so im going with the same as op.
9,9,6 with lots of money causes sadness
5,6
5-6-9
I'll take the 6th, 3 times, intravenous
1, 4, 5
1, 5, 9
Noy choosing 5 and 6 is plain stupid. While always being happy probably means some social issues, these can be mitigated by learning to fake sadness. And super strength is obviously super useful.
I'm assuming this isn't a genie moment where super strength means you destroy everything because you don't control it or whatever.
4, 5, 9.
4 because while the process might be painful, aside from the process it's not an extreme change. And because I needed to pick 3 and only 3 options.
5 because that super strength would certainly come in handy if it's controllable. It would suck if everything gets absolutely crushed by accident the moment you attempt to interact with it.
9 because why the hell not. You can't be happy all the time, and the rest of the options seem to be a net negative. So at least being able to live comfortably or account for #5 would be okay
1.8.9.
2,5 & 9. Plus money always makes me happy so I get 6 for free.
2-5-9 are the only ones that make sense. Unless you're like, currently obese.
Stop shopping? How will that benefit you, does that mean you're locked out of getting new stuff forever? I don't care if I'm 5cm taller, 6 seems like some kind of fucked up curse because it could limit your emotional spectrum.
Fame can kind of suck, and I don't have any ex lovers...
6 has unintended consequences. Always happy? At a funeral for a loved one? No thanks, I want to feel their passing properly.
I’d be fine with just 2. Possibly not good for the heart, pancreas, or liver though.
6, 8, 9 easy call
5,6,9