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[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

The COD Zombies perk "Death Perception", but instead, I can see the outline of living beings through objects.

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[–] knight_alva@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Complete control over time. I can stop, start, speed up, slow down, skip forward, skip back, and rewind.

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[–] GusTheBard@midwest.social 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words "hoodoo moogoo"

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[–] penguin202124@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dibs on the Mongol Empire circa 1279

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[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)
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[–] livingcoder@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.

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[–] craktok@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

you gain super speed, but cognition remains the same. your day is a constant struggle to plan out a meticulous series of moves, otherwise you'll destroy your house trying to walk downstairs. this becomes particularly vexing for those middle-of-the-night strolls to the pisser. perhaps if you survive long enough you can adapt to the situation, but that seems unlikely.

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

You have to eat enough calories to keep up with it, and while your body is stronger, you'll still wear out and likely need all your joints replaced within a decade.

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