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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/44641840

Machia voted for Trump, drawn by promises of border control and national security. “We didn’t want drugs or gangbangers,” he said. But what he didn’t expect was losing some of his most dedicated employees to immigration arrests.

“It’s scaring the farming community,” Machia admitted. “We didn’t think they’d come for the people who help us milk cows.”

LOL. Idiots

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 6 points 3 hours ago

He fucking TOLD you what he was going to do. In very simple, plain language even.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

“Not my undocumented immigrants, though.”

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

still gonna be funny when this quote is the hook for the next big country song

edit - maybe someone should have been paying more attention to those rich men north of richmond :S

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[–] jimjam5@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago
[–] notsure@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

have the day you voted for

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Is "Oh, exploitable" still a thing?

I stole this. Flipped colors, pegged background color to white, foreground to pure black. This is now suitable for printing on plain paper without wasting a ton of ink or toner:

collapsed inline media

Edit: And I centered the second line of text a little better. Why not.

It's only 1280 pixels wide but it looks pretty nice laser printed with 4 to a sheet of 8.5x11 paper.

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[–] notsure@fedia.io 2 points 22 hours ago

thank you, kind internet friend

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

I wanted a new piercing but now I have a hole in my body with a piece of metal in it and am out $100. How could this go so wrong‽

[–] AntelopeRoom@lemm.ee 4 points 11 hours ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

My parents used to export fruits For a brief moment, I worked for the family business and had the pleasure of meeting some of these people.

I met a farmer that sold cherries. Over dinner he was telling me how pissed he was about Mexicans taking jobs away from Americans.

When pressed on why he doesn't just hire Americans, he said no Americans wants to work minimum wage to pick cherries for 10 hours a day.

My dad has been trying to convince him for years that his rhetoric is ultimately going to hurt his livelihood. But his patriotism/ tribalism outweighs all logic.

No idea how he is doing now, but I imagine he just let his fruit drop this year.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 hours ago

At some point Maga will realize the grift and there will be some sort of a reckoning. And I’ll be watching and laughing. Mind you, it will probably be a right wing uprising but still I will laugh at that stupid fucking country’s implosion.

[–] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Wtf is the sarkari form?

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