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Leopards Ate My Face

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/44641840

Machia voted for Trump, drawn by promises of border control and national security. “We didn’t want drugs or gangbangers,” he said. But what he didn’t expect was losing some of his most dedicated employees to immigration arrests.

“It’s scaring the farming community,” Machia admitted. “We didn’t think they’d come for the people who help us milk cows.”

LOL. Idiots

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[–] Steve@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago

Just hire Americans

[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] bluestribute@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I wanted a new piercing but now I have a hole in my body with a piece of metal in it and am out $100. How could this go so wrong‽

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“Not my undocumented immigrants, though.”

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

still gonna be funny when this quote is the hook for the next big country song

edit - maybe someone should have been paying more attention to those rich men north of richmond :S

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[–] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah yes, making America Great Again. By bringing us back to a time period in which everyone in the household worked on the farm. Kids didn't go to school during planting and harvesting. Ditto for milking season. Better pump out six kids so you can have farm hands!

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[–] Grizzlyboy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Now they can find a cliff and jump! That would solve the country’s issue with stupidity and solve many national security concerns.

[–] notsure@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

have the day you voted for

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Is "Oh, exploitable" still a thing?

I stole this. Flipped colors, pegged background color to white, foreground to pure black. This is now suitable for printing on plain paper without wasting a ton of ink or toner:

collapsed inline media

Edit: And I centered the second line of text a little better. Why not.

It's only 1280 pixels wide but it looks pretty nice laser printed with 4 to a sheet of 8.5x11 paper.

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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

At some point Maga will realize the grift and there will be some sort of a reckoning. And I’ll be watching and laughing. Mind you, it will probably be a right wing uprising but still I will laugh at that stupid fucking country’s implosion.

[–] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wtf is the sarkari form?

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

HAHAHAHA! Hire some MAGA fuckers to help you out. The real shame, the asswipes hiring the illegals should be prosecuted too.

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