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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You need to fly somewhere? Okay, fuck you.

Edit: wasn't there just a story about how they are going to offer first class seats with five windows? I guess it is just gods and slobs now.

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 10 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Standing still in place for a few hours is waaay more uncomfortable than pacing and walking around. Shifting the weight on our feet really helps

I can't imagine how awful these would be, especially with how cramped they'd be packed in (otherwise they're no smaller than chairs). God, you couldn't even bend down to scratch your knee.

I remember seeing pictures like this a looking time ago so I'm pretty sure they're fake bait. At best it's an idea somebody prototyped but won't use.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That's right, girls. Start packing on those pounds because the only airline seat that poops, then lies about it doesn't have farts in the headrest anymore.

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can I just sit on the floor like on a train in Poland?

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thats outdated thing, Polish trains now require You to play tetris, stack layers, that somehow doesn't disappear. It's like first person do sit on floor, then 2nd person sit on 1st, then 3rd sit on 2nd, and so on. Lucky ones who sit on toilet instead.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

If you do not sit on the toilet, you become the toilet.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

For what it's worth: this was apparently a concept created by an airline seat company called Aviointeriors who showed the idea off at trade shows in 2010 (as the "SkyRider") and 2018 (as the "SkyRider 2.0" pictured here.) Pretty much all the news articles about it are about Aviointeriors claiming vague unsourced "plans" for them to be adopted by some future date, steeped in Aviointeriors' corporate PR speak, but the articles mostly end up being about the intense public backlash to the idea. No airlines have announced any plans to buy and use these seats, not even those lunatics at RyanAir, and in the years since all SkyRider mentions have been quietly removed from Aviointeriors' own site.

Sources:

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For a second I thought "Low quality cropping" was a new c/ being announced.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

It could be

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm over 40 and I usually stand up about half of my working day. But I wouldn't want to stand in an airplane because it's cramped.

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[–] gobbles_turkey@lemm.ee 6 points 11 hours ago

I'd pay extra to not have to deal with the TSA as well.

[–] bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 5 points 15 hours ago

banana chair

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