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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I use cast iron.

It's super simple to care for just toss it in dishwasher after use.

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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 day ago

I've read that jd Vance dishwashes their cast iron.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah I don’t want to fuck up the seasoning.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 3 points 1 day ago

It's ok, just add a pinch of salt and pepper, maybe some oregano, and it's good as new.

[–] A_A@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oil works with onions 🧅 !

[–] wieson@feddit.org 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

J'aime l'oignon frite à l'huile !

[–] A_A@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I give you points for trying but you have to know : that was not French.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

chant de l'oignon

Seulement parce que j'ai mis un ‹e› plus, c'est pas français ? C'est pas au niveau de langue maternelle mais on peut le comprendre, non? <3

[–] A_A@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

"(...) on peut le comprendre (...)"
Oui 😁 !

mais pas seulement pcq ...
j'aime les oignons sautés
je les fais sauter dans l'huile (et non pas à l'huile ...)

j'aime les rondelles d'oignon frites et non pas j'aime la rondelle d'oignon frite.

j'aime l'oignon que tu as préparé : celui là en particulier et pas un autre ... donc pas les oignons en général.

So many things in a sentence can go just slightly wrong and make it unnatural.

[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not sure why 'not the onion'. Seasoning a pan is the classic solution to sticky pans.

[–] THB@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think that's the joke. It's like an article saying "Thirsty? New research shows water does the trick."

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

tired? experts suggest going to sleep.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago

Coffee and Adderall is easier

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

The first part of the article isn't even about seasoning, it's basically: "Did you know cooking with oil allows for food not to stick?"

Uhm, yes? I also know food can be consumed to reduce hunger, or that washing my hands makes them cleaner. Scary if it's a revelation for anyone.

[–] Bellingdog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] LaMouette@jlai.lu 1 points 13 hours ago
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Cool. I stock up on more toasted sesame oil then.