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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 35 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I use cast iron.

It's super simple to care for just toss it in dishwasher after use.

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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 12 hours ago

I've read that jd Vance dishwashes their cast iron.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Nah I don’t want to fuck up the seasoning.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 3 points 9 hours ago

It's ok, just add a pinch of salt and pepper, maybe some oregano, and it's good as new.

[–] A_A@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Oil works with onions 🧅 !

[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago

J'aime l'oignon frite à l'huile !

[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Not sure why 'not the onion'. Seasoning a pan is the classic solution to sticky pans.

[–] THB@lemmy.world 25 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I think that's the joke. It's like an article saying "Thirsty? New research shows water does the trick."

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

tired? experts suggest going to sleep.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

The first part of the article isn't even about seasoning, it's basically: "Did you know cooking with oil allows for food not to stick?"

Uhm, yes? I also know food can be consumed to reduce hunger, or that washing my hands makes them cleaner. Scary if it's a revelation for anyone.

[–] Bellingdog@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago