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Oil! Your new nonstick solution! (www.huffpost.com)

submitted 23 hours ago by coffee_tacos@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Not sure why 'not the onion'. Seasoning a pan is the classic solution to sticky pans.

[–] THB@lemmy.world 32 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I think that's the joke. It's like an article saying "Thirsty? New research shows water does the trick."

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

tired? experts suggest going to sleep.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Coffee and Adderall is easier

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

The first part of the article isn't even about seasoning, it's basically: "Did you know cooking with oil allows for food not to stick?"

Uhm, yes? I also know food can be consumed to reduce hunger, or that washing my hands makes them cleaner. Scary if it's a revelation for anyone.